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Incognita Enterprises : Directors' Gifts & Products

stage and screen directors t-shirts and gifts

Welcome to the Directors' Section of Incognita's Online Shop!

This is where you'll find t-shirts, coffee mugs, caps, mousepads, sweaters, hoodies, coasters and more specifically for directors of theatre, film and television.

With famous directing quotes and funny sayings about being a director, including our popular "Filmmaking is the chance to live many lifetimes", "I guess it beats throwing trash for a living" and "Theatre Director: the person employed by management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act".

We also have the "Director's Instructions" series of t-shirts with sayings such as "Don't Act, Just Be", "Show don't Tell" and "Be brave, take risks and allow the unexpected" - designed for directors to wear to rehearsals and on set so they can save their voices!

T-shirts, apparel, home wares, office wares and gifts for the director in you or in your life, or anyone who just loves the worlds of stage and screen.

Just click on the sections below to see everything we have on offer:


The Alchemy of Directing T-shirts & Gifts

The Alchemy of Directing T-shirts & Gifts
A unique urban grunge digital scrapbook collage design of an antique megaphone with "The Alchemy of Directing" with embellishments - just for directors.

Alchemy of Directing Image T-shirts & Gifts

Alchemy of Directing Image T-shirts & Gifts
A unique urban grunge digital scrapbook collage design of an antique megaphone with embellishments - perfect for the director looking for something unique for their wardrobe.

Director Alchemy T-shirts & Gifts

Director Alchemy T-shirts & Gifts
A unique urban grunge digital scrapbook collage design of an antique megaphone with "The Alchemy of Directing" and the word "Director" with embellishments - just for directors.

Don't Act - Just Be

Don't Act - Just Be
"Don't act - just be" - Directors: wear the one thing you are likely to keep repeating to your actors and save your vocal chords!

Be Brave Take Risks

Be Brave Take Risks
"Be brave, take risks and allow the unexpected" - Directors: wear the advice you want to give actors and save repeating yourself!

Show Don't Tell

Show Don't Tell
"Show don't Tell" - Directors: save your voice in rehearsals by wearing the one thing you're likely to keep saying to your actors!

Director Stamp T-shirts & Gifts

Director Stamp T-shirts & Gifts
A unique and original design for the director in your life, this simple grunge urban design with the word "Director" stamped with eroded military font will clearly state your profession to the world!

Urban Director T-shirts & Gifts

Urban Director T-shirts & Gifts
A unique and original design for the director in your life, this urban chic grunge design with the word "Director" in eroded font with embellishment will clearly state your place in the world!

Director Not Crazy Just Rehearsing Tshirts & Gifts

Director Not Crazy Just Rehearsing Tshirts & Gifts
This humorous take on a director's life - "Director: Not Crazy, Just Rehearsing" in army style font is perfect as a rehearsal t-shirt or for letting everyone know why you're looking a little wild.

Director Barcode Design

Grunge Director Products

Director Baseball Design

"I guess ..."

"I guess ..."
"I guess it beats throwing trash for a living" - Joel Coen commentating on working in the film industry. And we guess he's right!

Beware: Director at Work

Beware: Director at Work
What is a director without their constant supply of caffeine? ... celebrate this sad state of affairs with these fun and self-depreciating designs honouring the coffee freak in all of us.

"filmmaking is ..."

"filmmaking is ..."
"Filmmaking is the chance to live many lifetimes" says Robert Altman - and never a truer thing was said, or so we believe!

"Theatre director ..." definition

"Theatre director ..." definition
"Theatre director: a person engaged by management to conceal the fact the players cannot act" - sometimes there's just no pleasing the critics! Especially The Times critic James Agate, it seems ...

Psycho B!tch Products

Psycho B!tch Products
"Psycho B!tch - otherwise known as 'The Director'" ... leave no one in doubt as to who's in charge!


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