Illegal Briefs: Be a Lawyer. Don't Dress Like One.

Be a lawyer. Don't dress like one.

Supreme Opinions
Everyone has to have one.

The Briefs
Appellate, Amicus . . . these are the original illegal briefs (and thongs and camisoles), plus a few naughtier versions.

The Pundits
Dahlia, Nina, Linda -- we've got them all.

I [heart] SCOTUS
Everybody loves a justice.

Forgotten Rights
Stand up for your rights. Even the ones no one really cares about.

Amicus Curiae
Because deep down, we're all friends of the court.

I [heart] Habeas
Because we all need a forum to present our bodies.

Res Ipsa Loquitur
It's Latin for "The Thing Speaks For Itself." We think that says enough.

May It Please The Court
And if you wear it, it will.

I [Heart] Article III
Come on. Without it, you wouldn't have a job.

Justice is Served
Indeed. Check out our line of aprons and baby bibs--perfect for anyone who likes their justice smokin'.

Cert. Denied
Many try, but few are chosen.

Caveat Emptor
Let the buyer beware.

Tool of Discovery
Take that as you will.

Harmless Error
Our new children's line.

Prosecution/Defense
You pick your side; we'll do the t-shirt. Perfect as team jerseys for out-of-office sports.

Legal Miscellany
Apparel versions of our most popular briefs. Available on other clothes, too--just ask!

Oyez!
Our Oyez line is guaranteed to command attention.


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