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Be a lawyer. Don't dress like one.

I [Heart] Article III

I [Heart] Article III
Come on. Without it, you wouldn't have a job.

The Briefs

The Briefs
Appellate, Amicus . . . these are the original illegal briefs (and thongs and camisoles), plus a few naughtier versions.

Justice is Served

Justice is Served
Indeed. Check out our line of aprons and baby bibs--perfect for anyone who likes their justice smokin'.

May It Please The Court

May It Please The Court
And if you wear it, it will.

Cert. Denied

Cert. Denied
Many try, but few are chosen.

Res Ipsa Loquitur

Res Ipsa Loquitur
It's Latin for "The Thing Speaks For Itself." We think that says enough.

Oyez!

Oyez!
Our Oyez line is guaranteed to command attention.

Amicus Curiae

Amicus Curiae
Because deep down, we're all friends of the court.

I [heart] SCOTUS

I [heart] SCOTUS
Everybody loves a justice.

The Pundits

The Pundits
Dahlia, Nina, Linda -- we've got them all.

Caveat Emptor

Caveat Emptor
Let the buyer beware.

Forgotten Rights

Forgotten Rights
Stand up for your rights. Even the ones no one really cares about.

Harmless Error

Harmless Error
Our new children's line.

I [heart] Habeas

I [heart] Habeas
Because we all need a forum to present our bodies.

Supreme Opinions

Supreme Opinions
Everyone has to have one.

Tool of Discovery

Tool of Discovery
Take that as you will.

Prosecution/Defense

Prosecution/Defense
You pick your side; we'll do the t-shirt. Perfect as team jerseys for out-of-office sports.

Legal Miscellany

Legal Miscellany
Apparel versions of our most popular briefs. Available on other clothes, too--just ask!


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