As you can see, I'm fond of humorous quotations and thinking up pictorial representations for them. Although I've always had ideas for t-shirt designs, the idea of turning a few of them into digital reality and flinging them into the digital ether for fun and profit never took root until December 2007. This venture may succeed, or it may fail. You never know until you try. I hope you'll contribute to its success; all I ask for is the opportunity to prove money doesn't buy happiness.
And who is this supposed to be? Where have we seen him before? Nowhere, in fact. He is a stand-in for every guy who hasn't succeeded at life but hasn't quite failed either.
Actually, it's an altered version of me with a wider and shorter head, a monobrow, droopy eyes, a really heavy 5:00 shadow, jowls, and a Slobodan Milosevic hairdo. I can prove it. So if there are any men out there who look like this, don't bother with your lawsuits, OK? I don't know you, I've never laid eyes on you or seen a picture of you, and this image hasn't done you a smidgen of harm! Just bug off, you hear me!? Bug off!