Welcome to ILLUSTRATED APHORISMS, a small but growing collection of humorous images I've created to dramatize humorous and/or disturbing phrases in the public domain. You will find them applied with haphazard indifference to t-shirts, sweatshirts, jerseys, and a wide assortment of gift items.
(If a picture is worth a thousand words, then what you are getting here is sort of like a substitute for a t-shirt filled with really really small print you can't read anyway, and how much fun would THAT be?)
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Money TalksMoney may indeed talk, but would you necessarily like what you hear? |
Money Talks (text)If only our money would show us more loyalty! Or at least get a bigger vocabulary. |
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Laugh At MeFor freaks, geeks, misfits, outcasts, and rebels |
Face DownEver have days when you feel like this? Click here. |
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Eat-Fit-DieFor those with morbid view of life or who just want an excuse not to exercise, click here. |
Eat-Fit-Die v2A more colorful version of the original. Still suitable for those with a morbid view of life or who just want an excuse not to exercise. |
All AfricansAll this anxiety and rage about race is somewhat pointless. |
Buy HappinessSo maybe money can't buy happiness. It can buy a lot of other things. |
Meet My PalsCheck out these other stores! You might like their stuff better than mine anyway... OK, I doubt that. But check 'em out! |
