Sickmonkeys Blatant Attempt at Riches(tm)

Seeing as how my page has taken on a following numbering well into the dozens, I have taken the next logical step--attempt to profit off of that fact. I don't seriously expect any of you to like the site enough to buy a shirt advertising it, but if nothing else it gives you something else to look at. Should any of you actually want anything on this page, (the number of items will increase whenever I get around to it) they're actual items, complete with a return policy. Heck, send a request for an item to Monklet82@hotmail.com and I may follow through with producing it, depending on how bored I am. Enjoy!