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Idol Bat : Awesome Apparel

Some people make their clothes look stylish. Some people just have stylish clothes. And some people quite simply have no style at all. Whichever category you fall under, these shirts and other apparel items are guaranteed to up your style in the eyes of the populace.

I-Hate-All-Bigots Wear

I-Hate-All-Bigots Wear
Found here is apparel for the many and sundry people who hate all bigots. Wear it with irony.

Right-Left Shirts

Right-Left Shirts
Never forget which direction is which again with the Right-Left shirt.

Anti Duck Rape Shirts

Anti Duck Rape Shirts
Duck rape, a serious problem wherever there are ducks, needs to stop. Speak out against this harmful institution by letting people know where you stand with this line of merchandise.

Procrastisleeper Wearable Merchandise

Procrastisleeper Wearable Merchandise
More procrastisleeper-ware than you can shake a stick at. T-shirts, sweatshirts, and more.

"lol this" Apparel

"lol this" Apparel
There's nothing more aggravating than someone who overuses chatspeak. Let them know that they can "lol this" with this humorous, smiley-themed line of shirts.

Ethnic Minority Apparel

Ethnic Minority Apparel
Canadian and living in the U.S.? Let everyone who sees you know about it with this entirely apropos line of merchandise.

"If I did my professors" Apparel

"If I did my professors" Apparel
Reading "if I only did my professors I would have good grades" these magnetic poetry-themed shirts are perfect for the less than perfect student.

Hate the French Apparel

Hate the French Apparel
Do you hate the French because it's so absolutely chic? Then this is the apparel for you. Be trendy and let everyone know it.

Full Time Job Shirts

Full Time Job Shirts
These shirts let you tell the world how great you think it is that college has taught you so many pragmatic, real-world skills. College admissions offices love to see shirts like these around campus.

Hip, hip, hypocrisy!

Hip, hip, hypocrisy!
Apparel for those who are willing to be honest. After all, we may say we're all about equality, but at some point reality intrudes on some people...who then wear this shirt to feel better.

RA's get more naked time

RA's get more naked time
Two words: single room. Flaunt the fact that you're an RA and liking it with this interesting line of shirts and other apparel.

Schnitzel Shirts

Schnitzel Shirts
Let everyone know: unterschätze nicht das Schnitzel. Show some of that proud German spirit with this apropos line of shirts.

In the College Bubble Apparel

In the College Bubble Apparel
If you're a college student outside of a metropolitan area (or perhaps even inside a metropolitan area), you likely know about the college bubble. Now you can let your friends know, too.

Civil Rights Apparel

Civil Rights Apparel
Reading "I only believe in civil rights because I never read the news," these shirts are not for idealists, people who can't deal with irony, or anyone who believes that the Patriot Act is good stuff.

College SEX Shirts

College SEX Shirts
Let 'em know what college is truly all about with this tasteless, yet stylin' apparel.

Generic Idol Bat Apparel

Generic Idol Bat Apparel
Great Idol Bat wear-ables for those who aren't interested in the humorous shirts, or just want to proclaim support for the Idol Bat in a tastefully understated fashion.


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