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Parallel universe $4.50	Do not use elevators $4.50	Explain to the Paramedics $4.50	Don't hit kids $4.50
Don't die wondering $3.75	Flamethrower $4.50	Save face $4.50	Meatloaf and plunger $4.50
Everything You Think (lg) $4.50	Everything you think (sm) $3.75	Pillage, then burn $3.75	Point of view $4.50
Mother brush your hair $4.50	Second-guess $4.50	Cook the missionary $4.50	Beware of dogma $3.75
Harm none (sm) $3.75	Harm none (lg) $4.50	Pick your friends $4.50	Piece of your mind $4.50
Impulse to punish $4.50	Want to be somebody? $4.50	Blame marketing $4.50	Never judge a girl $3.75
Don't drink and derive $4.50	Don't poison the rich $4.50	What you always got $4.50	Old people in ponds $4.50
Officially denied $4.50	Just because you have one $4.50	Never believe generalizations $4.50	Stop using all else $4.50
Don't rub the lamp $4.50	Don't sweat the petty things $3.75	Who seek the truth $4.50	Accordion $4.50
Bigger hammer $4.50	Until you have one $4.50	Their little ribs $4.50	Everything in moderation $4.50
Never go to bed angry $4.50	Don't use a big word $4.50	Alliteration $4.50	Redefine success $4.50
Depth of the water $4.50	Happy Fun Ball $4.50	Don't eat your soul $4.50	Candy from strangers $4.50
Know how to laugh $4.50	Don't breed $4.50	Avoid cliches $4.50