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Will work 4 shoes $4.50	I'm so adjective $4.50	Chinese magnets $4.50	I didn't do it $4.50
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I'm not paranoid $4.50	I've forgotten more $4.50	I will not obsess $4.50	Maybe I'm you $4.50
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Given up hope $4.50	Not judgmental $4.50	I'm not perfect $4.50	One more repo $4.50
I dyslexia love $4.50	Going to find myself $4.50	Adjusting my jewelry $4.50	Not superstitious $4.50
Sitting around time $4.50	Who says nothing is impossible? $4.50	Consult the oracle $4.50	Agent of Satan $4.50
Bald spot solar panel $4.50	I took the red pill $3.75	Perfect body $4.50