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Even insults sound good in Latin.
Nothing livens things up like a dead language. Best of all, when somebody asks you what your shirt says, you can make up anything you want.
Click an image to see the full English translation of the phrase and the shirts available with that design.

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If I tell you	But Why Is The Rum Gone?	In Front of Catapults
And the Horse You Rode In On	Your Mother	If Caesar Were Alive
I Just Work Here	May Faulty Logic	I think therefore I'm female
May Barbarians Invade	Party Animal	I Have a Catapult
Elvis	Eat My Shorts	Your Place or Mine?
Gag Me With A Spoon	If You Don't Understand Plain Latin