InternetBumperStickers.com: T-Shirts and Stuff! : Funny Latin

Even insults sound good in Latin.
Nothing livens things up like a dead language. Best of all, when somebody asks you what your shirt says, you can make up anyting you want.
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If I tell you	And the Horse You Rode In On	In Front of Catapults
Your Mother	If Caesar Were Alive	But Why Is The Rum Gone?
I Just Work Here	I think therefore I'm female	May Barbarians Invade
Party Animal	I Have a Catapult	Eat My Shorts
Your Place or Mine?	Gag Me With A Spoon	If You Don't Understand Plain Latin
May Faulty Logic	Elvis