The Hype Factory : Doug the Dour Dog

He just wants to be left alone but there are those who think they must tell you their life story or, god forbid, those little things that no one wants to know.

Most of these sayings came about from dealing with the humans in my life.

Show them you don't care. Wear Doug.

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Doug #1 Doug's coffee is getting cold.	Doug #2 Humans confuse Doug the Dour Dog.
Doug #3 Doug thought he was alone at last.	Doug #4 Doug is busy eating coffee and donuts. Stop bothering him.
Doug #5 His arms are crossed and he is giving you that look.	Doug #6 Doug's chips are getting cold...