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Future Superstar

Future Superstar
Any child is certain to become world famous with this attractive and striking space age "Future Superstar" graphic design.

You People Are Weird

You People Are Weird
Oh the irony. Here we have an ultra-modern-art disjointed baby face telling everyone in sight that they are weird.

No Like Gravity

No Like Gravity
A child's introduction to science probably begins with gravity — as in 'baby fall down go boom'. Share baby's sentiments with this amusing "No Like Gravity!" design.

Don't Screw Me Up

Don't Screw Me Up
No pressure, new parents, but your baby's entire future lies in your nurturing hands. This concerned child pleads, "Please Mom and Dad, Don't Screw Me Up!"

Attitude Problem

Attitude Problem
Go ahead and admit it. You do have a bad attitude. Share your attitude problem with these sarcastic items. Originally designed with babies in mind.

God Bless Our Bombs

God Bless Our Bombs
Show your support for the military with this new "God Bless Our Bombs" merchandise.

2012 Graduation

2012 Graduation
Aaahh spring, when the nation's seniors become graduates. Help them celebrate their scholastic achievement with these "I'm *expletive deleted* smart now! items.

Crisis Management

Crisis Management
Is everything a crisis at your workplace? And how often is it due to lousy, incompetent management? Vent your anger with this "It's only a crisis because management sucks" warning sign design.

Size Does Matter

Size Does Matter
Gentlemen, you've fretted all your lives, and now the ladies admit that it's true — Size Does Matter. Perhaps, however, not as you thought.

Out For This? Baby

Out For This? Baby
This shocked, cynical, and disappointed baby is looking around thinking "I came out for this?"

My Wish Is Your Command

My Wish Is Your Command
Here's an amusing twist on an old saying: My wish is your command! Now snap to it and give me what I want.

Tequila Pancakes

Tequila Pancakes
There are usually a few critical learning moments in one's life. Here's one directly from God. "Never, ever mix tequila and pancakes!"

I'll Drink to That!

I'll Drink to That!
Any reason to imbibe in a little alcohol is good enough for us at HumorVolcano.com. Celebrate alongside us with this "I'll drink to that!" design. Cheers!

Baby Union By-Laws

Baby Union By-Laws
All babies are forced by contract to act as they do. It's right there in the Baby Union by-laws. Adorn your baby with this Baby Union design and amuse everyone nearby.

It's Payback Time

It's Payback Time
You rolled your eyes when your parents said you were a monster when you were a kid. Now you have a kid yourself. Guess what? It's payback time!

Baby Performance Artist

Baby Performance Artist
The perfect gift for new parents to remind them that their newborn baby isn't a screaming, pooping, barfing little monster, but rather a performance artist.

Test Tube Daddy

Test Tube Daddy
Who's your daddy? Test tube babies sorta know, as illustrated in this amusing "Sperm in a test tube" design.

Bride of Frankenstein

Bride of Frankenstein
For her October 2010 "Gems of Wisdom (& Stuff)" column for HumorVolcano.com, The Dame C posed for this elegant Bride of Frankenstein portrait.

Spin Doctorate

Spin Doctorate
The hottest growing profession in the world is the Spin Doctorate, since so many celebrities, politicians, and sports stars keep doing stupid stuff. Become one today with this amusing design!

Cardio Time

Cardio Time
Everyone needs envigorating exercise, and that includes babies. How do little ones get theirs? By crying, screaming, and wailing. Although not always at a good time.

Master of Your Universe

Master of Your Universe
Every baby knows that the world revolves around them. Help them state the obvious with these amusing Master of Your Universe infant, toddler, and kids gifts.

Suffer For My Shins

Suffer For My Shins
Running meets religion in this play on words,as anyone who's had shin splints can relate to. Garner come sympathy with this "Oh, how I've suffered for my shins!" design.

Use It Or Lose It

Use It Or Lose It
Recent spoof medical research has clearly established a "Use it or lose it" connection with erectile dysfunction. Help spread this important men's sexual health message with this gift design.

Lackanookie Causes E.D.

Lackanookie Causes E.D.
The latest spoof medical research has shown that E.D. (erectile dysfunction) is simply due to lackanookie. This Humor Volcano design proposes an easy fix.

Ban Toilet Paper

Ban Toilet Paper
Ultra-green environmentalists can get mighty huffy over killing innocent trees to make toilet paper. These "Ban toilet paper" items sum up their attitude nicely.

Renaissance Man

Renaissance Man
OK, Mr. Refined Gentleman, go ahead and brag about how smart you are with our Renaissance Man merchandise.

Undiscovered Superstar

Undiscovered Superstar
Still waiting to become famous? Bring instant attention to your talents with our Undiscovered Superstar merchandise.

Living the American Dream - Alarm

Living the American Dream - Alarm
Is it cynical to believe that you can only enjoy the good life while you're dreaming? Share your angst with this Living the American Dream design.

Golf Is The Holy Grail

Golf Is The Holy Grail
Show the world exactly how you feel with this "Golf is the Holy Grail" design.

Holiday Cheer

Holiday Cheer
It's the holiday season and time for fun. Whether your holiday cheer is a wee nip or a bit of hanky-panky, share the idea with this entertaining design from Humor Volcano.

Coffee Bean Tragedy

Coffee Bean Tragedy
Imagine a tragedy of the utmost proportions--a coffee bean supertanker sinking! Show your concern with these amusing mugs and steins.

Key to Happiness

Key to Happiness
The key to happiness has been found, and it's right here! Of course, the lock that key fits into is nowhere to be found. For cynics everywhere.

New Math?

New Math?
Kids are constantly exposed to gambling, expecially on the sports pages. Humor Volcano wonders if that's what new school math is all about in these bumper stickers?

Delaware Loves Joe Biden

Delaware Loves Joe Biden
Vice-President Joe Biden's f-bomb heard round the world made his home state of Delaware mighty proud. So proud we offer our very own Joe f-bomb bumper sticker.

Just Two a Day

Just Two a Day
To keep a male from straying, spoof scientific research has shown that the dick brain must be frequently reset to zero--readily accomplished by the big O. Help spread the word!

Humor Volcano Logo

Humor Volcano Logo
Strut your stuff in our exclusive Humor Volcano logo merchandise. Your purchase helps HumorVolcano.com continue spreading the insanity to the masses.


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