This is an actual classified ad from the Portland Mercury, listed under "girls seeking girls." I don't know if it's serious or not, but I felt it deserved to be spread around as much as possible. I don't know who wrote it, and I don't want to know, but I wish them the best of luck. Check out my other, maybe not as great designs! I Peed. Hello Cthulhu Coming soon: Shubo Niguratu!
White T-shirtNothing says 'I Love You' like the gift of self-loathing!
$17.00
Emphasize the point! Show off that belly!
$21.00
For those feeling like the white shirt didn't convey the dinginess inherent in the message.
$17.00
It can be cold when you're lonely. Work the solution from two angles with this sweatshirt!
$23.00
You might want to cover up those arms. That might help.
$21.00
Mousepad$13.00
