Life in a bubble : HOT n' FUNKY

HOT n' FUNKY : Life in a bubble

Life sure is peculiar. Sometimes it makes you go hmm. Weird and wonderful Questions, sayings & play on words for the funny (fun) of it.

Not Gifted Just Weird
Don't you hate it when friends and parents explain away your odd behaviour by telling people you're gifted. Re-claim your weirdness !

I owe, I owe
I owe, I owe so its off to work I go - to tune of snow white and the 7 dwarfs, great for the office and other uninteresting places.

Get out the gene pool
Even the nicest of us sometimes lose it and can't take someone any more. So here's the greatest politically incorrect insult available.

Speed of Dark
Lifes great question sometimes no-one asks them. Life remains a mystery and no ones the better for it. So what is the speed of dark, no really...

Alt + Ctrl + Del
Sick and tired of all those really dumb questions people ask, give them a quick way to sort things out or restart their lives. Just press Alt Ctrl Del.

Now Accepting Compliments
Now Accepting Compliments. Hey some people are open for applications you on the other hand are open for compliments - why not they're good

Here comes Johnny
Fantastic saying probably one of the craziest maaddest sayings to ever hit the silver screen. Love it , love it like a big bad 80's film.

Whats your name again
For the forgetful amongst us who can't even remember who they live with. "Whats your name ? and don't lie becuase you live here...

Going Nucking Futs
Even the most uptight people are allowed a moment of profanity in life. Get it out, destress, say it loud and proud "I'm going Nucking Futs !"

Religious Right
"The Religious Right is neither" - say no more.

Who are "They"
Don't you hate it when people speak about "they", "them" and you ask who are "they".. the response being you know "them"

Stress relief
Stress relief - the easy way. Simply close your eyes think of the source of your stress and slowly push their head under water - thats better.

Spontaneous
"Stop pressuring me I'll be spontaneous tommorrow. Nothing like people who are up for it. Its ok we get there eventually.

Shut up, get in & hang on
Shut up, get in & hang on. Your in for the ride of your life because this kid only knows one way to drive, fast, really really fast.

My only hope
Your my only hope - Damn thats a scary thought.

Is the Power on ?
Yes you do have to ask the obvious. For anyone who deals with computers, motor cars or any other motor electrical stuff. Duh !

Odds and Evens
Twist those sayings around " I don't get even I get odder". Superior wit not. Ok I admit this ones really really lame but its great isn't it ?

Nothing happened
There must be nothing more obvious and suspicious then kids and adults acting like nothing happened. Hysterical..

Nice night
Nice night for an Evening, Isn't it ? Create an hilarious amount of confusion with this wonderful satirical saying. Witty and delicate.

Mondays
I've often wondered if Mondays are really necessary. Can't we just cancel them. Hi Monday I'm not in the mood your over, done with, Kaput.

Make my day
Probably the most famous mans man saying in the last 30 years. "Go ahead and make my day"
Now you get to say it without opening your mouth

Live fast Die !
Whats this rubbish about live fast die young. Lifes good I like life its what we're hear for. Stop idolising death. "Live fast Die" - thats its dead.

I think Singles design
With the whole world dumbing down its not suprising that "I think therefore I'm single" - well its a great excuse anyway for the nosey.

I think
I think therefore I am - I think ??? show your confusion to the world.

Visualize
Visualize grated onions - probably the world stupedist comment.

Girl next door
"Yes I'm the girl next door and you're the guy that used to stare through my window. Aren't you. It just has to be said.

Free Gift
I hate free gifts. I hate them becuase they're not free, if they were free why am I getting out my wallet / purse to buy something I don't want.

Dress Rehersal
Sometimes you just can't get some people to understand that time passes quickly. Shout it out loud "lifes not a dress rehersal" - Aaaah.

Road Rage
Its a war out there with road range at the highest levels in years - you would be best to take life less seriously with this humorous design

Contradiction
There's nothing like creating a story or discussion about absolutely nothing meaningful. Inspire meaningless conversation with word play.

Coffee Now !!!
I'm not addicted to caffeine, I'm not, I'm not - heck , where the hell is my coffee, bring me Coffee Now !!! For the not so morning person.

Real software
All techies, network administrators and business analysts know that real software is lot on its feet and doesn't need huge amounts of Cache.

I Brake for fun
Don't you just hate people that stand to close or drivers that seem glued to your behind tell them how you feel with this statement of intent.

Beam me up Scotty
The classic of the classic amongst Scifi, trekkies and other interesting people. Its a in the know thing - you either understand or you don't.