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Marc Hochman is the brains behind this radio show. Dan and Stugotz are puppets.

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Welcome...SUEY!
Horsemuffins.com: Your official store for crappy Dan LeBatard Show merchandise!

Lebo Designed Merchandise

Lebo Designed Merchandise
Lebo, South Florida's coolest artist, has created an entire line of Dan LeBatard Show merchandise.

No 'Stache For Ca$h

No 'Stache For Ca$h
A Part of the Make A Whisk Foundation. Together, we can end world facial hair.

Play With My Grapes!

Play With My Grapes!
Wanna spin the fake-ass wheel?...

Wanny McStaches

Wanny McStaches
Try our new favorite menu items, like a Matt Turkey Sandwich, or an order of Fried Staches for the table.

Text to my Ass!

Text to my Ass!
Grab your text machines and tell us what's on your mind.

Show me...

Show me...
The Wannstache!

Oh No!  We Suck Again!

Oh No! We Suck Again!
Fake Rob Schneider sums up The Dan LeBatard Show perfectly: "Oh No! We Suck Again!"

Benny From Ft. Lauderdale Stuff

Benny From Ft. Lauderdale Stuff
Hi, this is Benny from Fort Lauderdale. These are shirts.

Fake Howard Stuff

Fake Howard Stuff
South Florida's original mustachioed hero!

I Crap Gold

I Crap Gold
Your name should me Midas.

Talk To My Ass!

Talk To My Ass!
Inspired by Steven Segal's hit new single, Talk to my ass!

Girl, You Gotta Wash That Ass!

Girl, You Gotta Wash That Ass!
Redd Foxx will tell you... Girl, you gotta wash that ass.

The Monkey Is Throwing Barrels At You!

The Monkey Is Throwing Barrels At You!
You've heard Fake Al Pacino talk about the pleasures of playing Donkey Kong. Now you can wear a crappy t-shirt that references that classic moment.

Hochamania!

Hochamania!
Hochamania will live forever brother!

I Love Intrepid Producers

I Love Intrepid Producers
And really, who doesn't?

YUGE!!

YUGE!!
H-words are evil and should be punished!

Potentiate

Potentiate
Who doesn't need a little potentiation?

Violent Sneezer Merchandise

Violent Sneezer Merchandise
Tell the world that you're a "violent sneezer."


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