
Welcome to the Holophrastic Store. All proceeds from these sales go to feed a starving artist. Or maybe just to buy some beer.
Holo TWe guarantee no one else at the party/bar/reunion/briss will be wearing this shirt.
$20.66


For cheap geekettes.
$21.99


Celebrate the ancient practice of infanticide! Zero Population Growth!
$18.99


Same style as the T, with a little extra.
$22.69
Holo MousepadBack in black. Cooler than your current office decor.
$11.00
JavaScopes MugSipping from this will make you irresistable, except for the coffee breath.
$11.00
Holo GigoloHow can anyone say no?
$13.69