Hobo Teacher : Springwood Lakes Fighting Robber Barons Store

What's the best thing about being associated with such an affluent school (or even pretending to be)? The absolute plethora of sports, clubs, and extracurricular activites. Whether you are a member of the varsity football team or you want to support SLHS's varsity sumo team, we've got the shirts for you! Don't forget to send us your varsity shirt ideas. Our best ideas come from our customers. We'd love to make 'em and we'd love you to buy 'em.

Baronware We're not privileged. We're just richer than you.	Highfalutin The clubs at SLHS may require a lot of funding for equipment, facilities, and whatnot. Or they could be done for a song. Either way, they’re not--common.	Too Cool For School Clubs, Shmubs Be your own club.
Traditional Show them that you bleed Baron green and gold.	Fine Arts Can't afford to have a performance hall named after you? Make them think you can with one of these fine items.	Academic If intellect was money, then SLHS would be rich. Wait a second...
Varsity Many of the SLHS students can't be defined by just one club. They're just too talented. Can you relate?