Hepster - n. 1. Someone who is especially hip or in the know about what's hot and where to find it. 2. A cool cat, a swingin' daddy-o.

Square - n. 1. Someone who is particularly un-hip or knows nothing about what's hot, cool, or even mildly lukewarm. 2. A geek, dweeb, dork, or nerd.

Hepster Square - n. 1. An apparent oxymoron, the meaning of which has long eluded philosophers. An out-of-touch Hepster? A Square who has managed to ascend to the ranks of the cool? Or something so Square that it's Hep? It's a question you can only answer for yourself. And we're here to help you do it.

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