Having spent forty two years as a Tax Inspector, six of them heading up the Inland Revenue’s Self Assessment Department, Hector retired in March 2001. A keen Paroemiographer, hector built up a large collection of funny tax quotes, some of which he has decided to share with us.
Tax Quote Calendars! Twelve very funny tax quotes in one very amusing calendar! Whether for the office or home this is guaranteed to bring on a smile and add humour to the working day |
Churchill on governments raising taxes Arguably the most famous of the British Prime Ministers, he was well known for his sharp whit and classic one liners. |
Thomas Paine turns Pirates into Tax Inspectors Paying taxes or being pillaged; Thomas Paine, Inventor, Pamphleteer, Revolutionary, Radical and Intellectual, shows just how astute he was. |
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Haggis and Taxes NEW FOR 2009! Another similarity between the two is that neither taste that bad with whisky,the difference lies in the amount needed. |
Taoist Tax Philosophy The writings of the founder of Taoism, ringing true over 2500 years later. The more Tax Evaders the bigger the powers the tax authorities request to combat them. |
Gaining votes and cutting taxes So what does the government do, increase taxes or increase the number of votes. A difficult balancing act. |
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God and Taxes Does this quote mean God and The Tax Man are on the same side? If he does loveth a chearful tax payer he will be hard pressed to find one! |
Albert Einstein gets stuck doing his tax return Even one of the worlds great methematicians knew his limits when it came to filing tax returns. |
The Inland Revenue interpretation of negligence a particularly sage phrase from an Inland Revenue guidance booklet. |
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Tax Adviser The Code of Practice Pamphlet that this guidance derives from is a must read for anyone thinking of employing the talents of a Tax Adviser. |
To tax and to please A 'sort of' Tax oximoron written by Edmund Burke, Anglo Irish Statesman, Philosopher and founder of Anglo American Conservatism. |
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Shopkeepers Corner Whether buying in bulk for customers or clients this is the section for you. These items have been especially packaged to allow a margin to be earned when sold seperately. |
