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» Haggis and Taxes
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» Gaining votes and cutting taxes
» God and Taxes
» Albert Einstein gets stuck doing his tax return
» The Inland Revenue interpretation of negligence
» Tax Adviser
» To tax and to please
» Intaxication
» Tax is a fine...
» Men & Women
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Having spent forty two years as a Tax Inspector, six of them heading up the Inland Revenue’s Self Assessment Department, Hector retired in March 2001. A keen Paroemiographer, hector built up a large collection of funny tax quotes, some of which he has decided to share with us.

Tax Quote Calendars!

Tax Quote Calendars!
Twelve very funny tax quotes in one very amusing calendar! Whether for the office or home this is guaranteed to bring on a smile and add humour to the working day

Churchill on governments raising taxes

Churchill on governments raising taxes
Arguably the most famous of the British Prime Ministers, he was well known for his sharp whit and classic one liners.

Thomas Paine turns Pirates into Tax Inspectors

Thomas Paine turns Pirates into Tax Inspectors
Paying taxes or being pillaged; Thomas Paine, Inventor, Pamphleteer, Revolutionary, Radical and Intellectual, shows just how astute he was.

Haggis and Taxes

Haggis and Taxes
NEW FOR 2009!

Another similarity between the two is that neither taste that bad with whisky,the difference lies in the amount needed.

Taoist Tax Philosophy

Taoist Tax Philosophy
The writings of the founder of Taoism, ringing true over 2500 years later. The more Tax Evaders the bigger the powers the tax authorities request to combat them.

Gaining votes and cutting taxes

Gaining votes and cutting taxes
So what does the government do, increase taxes or increase the number of votes. A difficult balancing act.

God and Taxes

God and Taxes
Does this quote mean God and The Tax Man are on the same side? If he does loveth a chearful tax payer he will be hard pressed to find one!

Albert Einstein gets stuck doing his tax return

Albert Einstein gets stuck doing his tax return
Even one of the worlds great methematicians knew his limits when it came to filing tax returns.

The Inland Revenue interpretation of negligence

The Inland Revenue interpretation of negligence
a particularly sage phrase from an Inland Revenue guidance booklet.

Tax Adviser

Tax Adviser
The Code of Practice Pamphlet that this guidance derives from is a must read for anyone thinking of employing the talents of a Tax Adviser.

To tax and to please

To tax and to please
A 'sort of' Tax oximoron written by Edmund Burke, Anglo Irish Statesman, Philosopher and founder of Anglo American Conservatism.

Intaxication

Intaxication
It is what most people fail to understand about the meaning of a tax refund.

Tax is a fine...

Tax is a fine...
This is the pessimists view of the collection of taxes.

Men & Women

Men & Women
Tax is one of the few things men and women can agree on.

Shopkeepers Corner

Shopkeepers Corner
Whether buying in bulk for customers or clients this is the section for you. These items have been especially packaged to allow a margin to be earned when sold seperately.



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