Welcome!
Welcome to the Old Heathen's Emporium, featuring designs for Asatruar, Odinists, and other Heathens. . . and also for other sorts of modern pagans, polytheists, mythologists, freethinkers, and like-minded folk. There's also some tributes to evolutionary biology, and some generally humorous and geeky stuff.

This shop started out with a focus on parodies of the "Jesus Fish" and "Darwin Fish", most of which were dedicated to many different deities -- Thor, Odin, Elvis, and so on. As far as I know, I'm the original originator of the "Heathen Fish", "Asatru Fish", "Odin Fish", and a lot of others which have been passing through the meme-osphere for quite some time -- accept no substitutes! But I've branched out into a much wider range of humorous designs (OK, I thought they were funny. . .), though I still think up fish from time to time.

Feel free to browse around here. Some of the categories here are for specific types of product (black T-shirts, bumper stickers). Others are for various designs (pagan fish, Darwin fish, and so on). Many products are cross-listed in more than one category.

CafePress has just added a number of new products, such as plus-sized T-shirts, women's V-neck T-shirts, and a wider range of light and dark background colors on T-shirts. Most recently they've added maternity T-shirts as well. I'm adding my designs to these new products as fast as we can -- and I keep adding new designs all the time. I don't yet have every one of mydesigns on every possible product. So keep checking back, and drop us an e-mail if there's something you'd like to see.

We want to be your one-stop shop for annoying the hell out of your local megachurch's pastor!