Heart Wants Designs : Funny Section

Show me the funny. Well here it is. At least as far as I can bring it. Hope you like my sense of humor. Little bit of attitude, mixed with silly. At least I hope,

Old Fart Boogie Dance!	Don't mess with the pin Blam!	Idle Layabout!
Tunnel Light Noisy light up ahead!	Ex-Husband VooDoo Doll Where can I stick it?	Ex-wife VooDoo Doll I need more pins.
P mail My dog loves his mail.	Guitar Player Hot Licks!	Ferris Wheel Love is strange.
Tattooed But Mee Maw, all the kids are doing it.	Good for you. Liver anyone?	No Cell Phone? You better get her one!
Celebrity Time Celebrities in jail? What could be funnier.	Pierced It didn't hurt!	One Glass But I'm doing what you said.
Nerd Magnet They keep coming.	Geek Magnet I pull them in.	Headlights Shine them on
Smelt Fishing It's a bigun.	Turn On Funny Proposition.	Monster Stay down Monster!