JOKESJokes by celebrated stand-up artist EJ Gold. |
BITCHThe kitchen is a mess, dinner will be late, the kids need a ride to soccer and a dance, nobody knows where your old man is...these items are for YOU!!! |
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STREET STUFFFor those who are Hittin' da Street, Hangin' Out, Scufflin' & Boostin'. |
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GEORGE BUSH SATIRESELECT THE GEORGE DUBYA BUSH INSULT SLOGAN THAT MOST EXPRESSES YOUR TRUE INNER FEELINGS, AND THEN SELECT FROM OVER 60 DIFFERENT PRODUCTS WITH THAT SLOCAN ON EACH ONE. |
ONE-LINERSEJ Gold one-liners are bitingly sarcastic, cynical and wholly directed at the wearer or owner of the item. These are just a few choice snappers from EJ Gold's Stand-Up Comedy Routine... |
WISECRACKSSmartass remarks by the Master of Wisecracks, Listed American Modernist Artist and Stand-Up Comic E.J. Gold, along with his original color illustrations... |
AMULETSAmulets can be used to draw down power and control elementals, spirits and extra-dimensional forces. |
ASTRALMake the Astral Journey out of body and visit Alternate Universes at will... |
ALCHEMYThe Work of Alchemists was not to turn lead into gold, but to transform the self. |