Harnk

Dinosaurs Love Kids!
It's cuz they're so sweet and crunchy.

Little Santa
Won't you let him out?...

Alien Christmas
We seeee you when you're sleeeeping.

Tooth Fairy
Might as well believe in a superstition that pays YOU.

Thinking Human
You're not a fish. Get up and walk like a human.
Feel free to chew gum at the same time if you'd like.

Department of Homeland Paranoia
Spying on you for your own good.

Harnky
Everyone loves Harnky...
He loves yooou, toooo. eh-heh.

Hang in There!
OK. We admit it. We're sick. But so are you, right?

Used Bumper Sticker
We've already broke it in for you.
All you gotta do is slap it on.

Attention!
Buying this sticker makes more sense than buying a new car. Cheaper too!

No interest...
Care enough to tell the world that
you don't care that you don't care.

Support the MIC
God bless our war profiteers!

FUCK
What's LOVE got to do with it?