Tooth FairyMight as well believe in a superstition that pays YOU. |
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Thinking HumanYou're not a fish. Get up and walk like a human.
Feel free to chew gum at the same time if you'd like.
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BratwurstFinally, a religion we can sink our teeth into.
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HarnkyEveryone loves Harnky...
He loves yooou, toooo. eh-heh. |
Attention!$400 to paint that piece of junk of yours?
Pff! Harnk.com can fix you up for
pennies on the dollar. |
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No interest...Care enough to tell the world that
you don't care that you don't care. |
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Iraq FireIt's only money.
Hell, put it on our Bank of China Card. |
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Green Plastic HatMakes you feel warm all over, don't it?
Kinda like wetting your pants. |
