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Misc.	BEAT ME!	Beer Camel
Blow Me	Buy this man a beer!	Caffeinated Not Motivated
C*m Dumpster (NT)	Girlfriend In My Trunk	I am not here to make friends.
I actually own a bike...	I make shit up.	I'm not quiet,I just hate you.
I play games...	I'm only here for the pot.	I stole this shirt.
Kidney Thief (Graphic)	Plain Clothed Ninja	Masturbation
Mexican	Missed my AA meeting.	Morning Glory
Nice weather in HELL	OCD Alphabetized.	Perfect Date
Rudolph the addict	Sick Ticket	Simon says Blow me.
Sperm Donor	Support The Local Hookers	This is how I roll.
Zombie	Bumper Sticker $5.99