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Greetings!
And welcome to the only store that is so concerned about nipple protection it has developed special nipple protection for you!!! Protect those hard and erect nipples from ice, from snow, from tongues, from poking out eyes, from cutting glass, from ridicule, from torture, from heat, from what ever the hell your nipples get attacked by on a daily basis.

Come Join!! The nipple revolution has begun!! show your nipple pride with these elaborate nipple protecion devices. You will lead in a world of sheep (unless your into being a sheep?) stand out, stand proud and take your rightful place as pioneer in this mad, mad world. So take a look at our fine nipple protection, this is only the beginning,..... true believers!!!

Hard Nipple in Red

Hard Nipple

Hard Nipple
Proudly show your support for the protection of nipples everywhere!! Every shirt sold brings us closer to our goal of covering nipples every where,.. and gives my money to see the rippers.

Warning!!

Warning!!
When you are sensitively aware of troubles that you believe no one else is aware of. Now warning them!!!

It hurts SO much!!

It hurts SO much!!
You have to admit. After a number 2 you feel so much better,... well say it, don't think it!!!
It hurts so much,...... but it feels so good!!!

Art Talk

Art Talk
The one and only Hynsken Veverbon has launched his own show on YouTube and now you can share his joy for Art!!
With these one of kind show merchendise.

Road Kill

Road Kill
You know how they say "Take a picture it will last longer" Well here ya go!!

Censored

Money Shot Photo Studio

Money Shot Photo Studio
A world renowned photo studio, who specialize in that moment in time that can only be between 2 people,.. or a man and video or magazine,... or woman and a large cucumber,...

The Bad Fortune Cookie Company

The Bad Fortune Cookie Company
When one looks for guidance, one must look to the most ancient and wisest of method tellers of fortune,.. THE FORTUNE COOKIE!!!
But you may not want to take the advice of of these cookies.

12" CoQ

12" CoQ
A man MUST stand tall and proud of his cock!!! When size matters,.. lie,... when your rooster stands proud, NO ONE can judge you!!
IF some one challenges your cocks size,.. just tell measure it and

My Nuts

My Nuts
The first in series, where the "Nut" is the main focus.

Romanian Blood Bank

Romanian Blood Bank
Many children of the night deperately need your help,... please give,...

Hard Nipple Prison

Hard Nipple Prison
When your feeling a little enclosed by those around you, show them your thoughts.

R & J Contracting

R & J Contracting
Ron and John's American Contracting for all of your needs!! They will leave no crack uncaulked!!

F N' V  Contracting

F N' V Contracting
Fabio & Vincenzo Italian Contracting for all of your needs!! They will leave no crack uncaulked!!

Hard Nipple Sanitarium

Hard Nipple Sanitarium
When this mad, mad world turns you a little derranged, a person can easily slip on this neat little number. Just don't answer them when they ask who's blood it is on your shirt!!!

Hoe Landscaping

Hoe Landscaping
When landscaping is the job at hand only one company can handle the task!! HOE LANDSCAPING
The masters of pimping your yard!!!
When a hoe is needed, they can supply the best!!!


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