Ha Ha Shirt Shop : Funny Sayings

Original funny sayings you won't find anywhere else.

Small Malt Small Malt says it all.	Golden Yangles Golden Yangles - bring it!	Gimmie a Dime Gimmie a Dime!
Chicken Chunks Chicken Chunks are the bomb	Keepin it Rural That's right, Rural baby. I'm keeping it rural	O.B. City - Diabetes Heading to the city? Been there? Grab a keepsake to remember your stay.
O.B. City Heading to the city? Been there? Grab a keepsake to remember your stay.	Funny Ha Ha Sometimes you have to ask if it is funny ha ha or funny weird	Marshmellow I'm melting, I'm melting, help me!
Loco Squirrel Crazy Squirrel man loco	PED PED X-Ing. Ever wonder who the X-ing is for? Be a PED	Tat just Tat man
a salt Nonsense, just wierd	door jamb Door jamb, yeah, just and odd shirt man	Giddy Up Ride em! Giddy Up man
Yee Haw Ride em	Yee-Haw Front Back Ride em	Yee
Haw	I'll get you my kitty	Bird Watchers
Turkey Hunter	Pheasant Hunters	The Line Starts Here Waiting for the next game unit? Tell everyone where to start.
potatoe You can spell it anyway you want	1st loser You know what 2nd place is	derelict
lazy	I'm with Stu	stu Sometimes the rest of the word falls off
stupid You could be with a lot of people	local houligan Who are you	adequate Not everyone can be the best
girthy	husky	Its someone elses fault Not my fault
scuttlebutt	wanabe	What the hell George
billanthropist	Willanthropy	John Brown Oh John Brown Hornswiggle
Follow Chuck Chuck knows where to go	Seedless	Early Worm The early bird may get the worm, but...
All the Paint Chips	The MAN The Man keeping you down? Become THE MAN	the man keep it down Be the man
BigBoy	cradle robber	CUP Coffee
Loser Glue Some people just stick to you	I'm Rubber you're glue Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah	I don't smoke Yuck, who does anymore
Si Yes	Ditto same here	Someone blew ass
Secret Vault Ever wonder where they find all those old never before seen movies / clips?	Stinky joe	Sugar Mama
Don't mess with Prairieland Middle School That's right, badder than Texas	Don't Mess with Sutherland Prep that's right, badder than Texas	Don't mess with West Sumpter Preschool that's right, badder than Texas man
Sweetie Magoo awww	What Whatcha want?	Youre in my bubble give me some space man
Masticator chew chew chew	Mediocre Not everyone can be perfect	Mr. Excitement scream fun
Mr. Fun have fun written all over you	Nut you so crazy	Sharp Scissors Blue do what you want
Sharp Scissors do what you want	That's mild! not so much hot, just a bit warm	Wrongfully Accused I didn't do it
Poppycock your full of it	Sinner you've been bad