Pity Me Syndrome Don’t you want a little sympathy when PMS strikes? These items will communicate loud and clear that you deserve some PMS TLC. |
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Psychotic Mood Shift Law requires that you warn all people about the sudden mood shifts that PMS brings. So buy these warning signs, shirts and other items to save bloodshed and imprisonment. |
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Pity My Spouse Who deservers the most sympathy when PMS strikes? Him or her? Why not do something nice for both of them . . . before they kill one another! |
Piss and Moan Syndrome Let people know what the conversation will be about when it is that time of month. |
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Puffy, Moody and Starving She’s bloating, she’s switching moods every few seconds, and there is nothing left in the refrigerator. She’ll need a shirt sleeve to wipe her face with. |
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Pass My Sweatpants What do you do when you are puffy and bloated? Hide it in gym clothes or anything else baggy. |
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One for the guys Prepare for all her mood shifts with the complete list of the original alternate definitions for PMS. |
 $24.00 |
Paraphernalia inspired by San Francisco's cowboy philosopher and his unsavory associates
