I'M RETIRED DO IT YOURSELF!	YOU HAVE MY COMPLETE ATTENTION UNTIL SOMETHING BET	HONEY BAKED HAMSTER
I'M NOT LAZY I JUST DON'T GIVE A DAMN	LET MY PEOPLE GROW	I LOVE MY PENIS
IF GOD DIDN'T WANT US TO EAT ANIMALS HE WOULDN'T H	MARRIAGE IS FINDING THAT SOMEONE SPECIAL YOU WANT	I GAVE UP DRINKING SMOKING & SEX IT WAS THE WORST
MY OTHER SHIRT IS AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE	WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT ME	I LOVE (HEART) YOU
DRUNK GUY COMING THROUGH	FO SHO!	WHITE AND NERDY
ADDICTED TO GIRLS	YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOU'RE GAY?	DO I MAKE YOU LOOK FAT?
I DON'T MAKE MISTAKES I DATE THEM	MY BAD ATTITUDE IS NONE OF YOUR F***KING BUSINESS	COLLEGE GIRLS HAVE ALL OF THE FUN
BEEN THERE DONE THAT BUT CAN'T REMEMBER ANY OF IT	BEER HELPING WHITE PEOPLE DANCE SINCE 1845	BIG RICHARD
New Section	BITCH 24-7	DAMAGED GOODS
D'OH!	DON'T BE JEALOUS THATI'VE BEEN CHATTING ONLINE WIT	DRINK DON'T DRIVE IT'S CHEAPER THAN GAS
FREE BALLIN'	FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK	HARD CORE
HIGH SCHOOL	DON'T READ MY SHIORT OR I WILL KILL YOU	I'M NOT RACIST BUT I HATE GREEN PEOPLE
PALE IS THE NEW TAN	TEAM AWESOME	I LOVE BOXED WINE
ARE YOU GOG TO EAT THAT?	DOES THIS SHIRT MAKE MY CROTCH LOOK BIG?	HALF MAN HALF HORSE
DEFINE GIRLFRIEND	DRINKS WELL WITH OTHERS	FAT KIDS ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP
I WENT T-SHIRT SHOPPING AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOU	DRUNK CHICKS DIG ME	DO NOT DISTURB I'M DISTURBED ALREADY
THIS SHIRT HELPS ME GET LAID	LET'S HEAR IT FO RTHE DEAF PEOPLE	IF I GAVE A SHIT YOU'D BE THE FIRST PERSON I'D GIV
I IS A COLLEGE STUDENT	FLUSH ME 'CUZ I'M DA SHIT	DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT
JERK	FREE SPERM SAMPLE	MARRIAGE WAS HER IDEA
IT'S A GIFT AND A CURSE	CERTIFIED WHACK OFF MATERIAL	JUST SAY NO TO HARD DRUGS
PEEING YOUR PANTS IS THE COOLEST	PIZZA IS THE BEST	THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
VOTE OR DON'T	WITHOUT ME IT'S JUST AWESO	YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID
HAYWOOD JABLOWME	EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH	FLIPPIN' SWEET
MAN WHORE	FAT PEOPLE ARE HARD TO KIDNAP	HUG ME!
SL_T ALL I NEED IS YOU	I PEE ON TOILET SEATS	NOSEY LITTLE FUCKER AREN'T YOU?
SOME IDIOT BOUGHT ME THIS STUPID SHIRT FOR CHRISTM	WILL BUY DRINKS FOR SEX	I HATE PEOPLE
THIS IS MY OFFICIAL CASUAL FRIDAY SHIRT	KIDS OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT	OBAMA BABY BLOCKS
I'M AN ASSHOLE WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE	I'VE GOT A TATTOO AND I DARE YOU TO FIND IT	WOOMEN ARE SUPERIOR
I'M A BITCH WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE	ONE HOT COWBOY	YOU SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING
B.I.T.C.H. BEAUTIFUL INTELLIGENT TALENTED CHARMING	IF YOU CAN PINCH IT I CAN PIERCE IT	I I'M NOT BEING A BITCH IT'S JUST WASTED TIME
GUESS WHERE I'M PIERCED	BITCH AND LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT	I'M A BITCH WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
TATTOOED WHITE TRASH	EXPENSIVE SLUT	I LOVE ESCORTS
100% BITCH	LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAD EXTRA BITCH FLAKES THIS MOR	GENUINE SPOILED BITCH
MY KID GOT YOUR HONOR STUDENT PREGNANT	PIERCED IN PLACES YOU'S LOVE TO LICK	BLACK AND PROUD
GOT BLACK?	CAPTAIN OBVIOUS	I NEVER THOUGHT I'S MISS NIXON
DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO	I'M RETIRED BUT I WORK PART TIME AS A PAIN IN THE	DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME
I SURVIVED CATHOLIC SCHOOL