Duranty's Circle 8 Kwik Shop

Welcome to the convenience store in Hell, my little job on the side selling this 'n that to my friends here in Gehenna circle 8, home of the greatest journalists who ever died. Including me!

I love being a merchant because I love quality. And truthfully, these things here, whatever they are, are all fine, handmade products crafted from the best silk, ivory and, uh, teak! The money you spend buying this crap will support my serious drug habit: I have one leg and live in pain, don't forget. (Actually, the phantom limb thing is long gone and I'm pretty comfortable, especially with my house boys' help and my supply of opium. Thanks for asking.)

I guess I should point out that I am one of the New York Times' most famous correspondents and the winner of a 1932 Pulitzer for my remarkable skill in covering up the genocide in Ukraine to help Stalin's Russia and the Left look great. It worked!

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