Welcome to Get Your Greasy Hands Off My T-shirt, home to a small team of designers creating cruel and unusual, vintage and retro, strange and bizarre, funny, cool, sweet, offensive, and weird tee-shirt designs. We also have hats, tote bags and other great stuff. Use the "click here" buttons below to see the designs on shirts and other cool things, view larger images, get ordering info, etc...   Defend Your City! We have this design available for the 50 toughest cities in the USA. Click below to see if it's available for your city yet. Cool assault rifle pic with chamo lettering on high quality T-shirts and hats. click here The Dragonfly Stark black dragonfly design perfect for hot summer nights. Featuring one of Mother Natures most enigmatic and beautiful flying things! click here Camp Quapaw Tees Mosquitoes. Hot Summer Days. Snakes. Ahhh.....Summer Camp. Hip retro-vintage graphics on cool tees and more. click here     Ned - Keeping It Real... It's a bird - It's a plane - No...It's Ned. Faster than a feeding pigeon! Able to leap small dumpsters at a single bound! We love him. click here Laika First Dog In Space Laika rode the Sputnik II into orbit! Check out these cool shirts with Laika on the front and Info on the back side. click here   Dog With Bowl Never forget to feed Little Scooter. When you wear this shirt--you never will. Click below to see how cool this design looks on T-shirts, baseball caps, a tote bag and even... a dog tee! click here     Autumn Trees Wear one of these tees and carry the colors of fall with you wherever you go! Also available on sweatshirts and other cool weather attire. click here Don't Say Yes When You Want To Say No You always get good advice from blue fuzzy wisemen with long mustachios. They know things. A digital version of an original Dan Golden drawing. click here     Hieronymus Bosch If you're a Bosch fan you'll love these T-shirts featuring stylized characters from The Garden of Earthly Delights. Also printed on back side with "Hertogenbosch" the town of Bosch's birth. click here Skulls & Crossbones Behold the beauty of the international poison warning symbol repeated 40 times on a Swedish blue back-ground. If you dig Pop-Art you'll love these shirts. click here And If You Don't Like It... ...and if you don't like it you can get the %@*%k out of my house" T-shirt. Wear it to your own parties! Click here     My Cat Likes the Park If your cat likes the park, then you will love these shirts, tote bags and other great items.. click here Hazard Symbols A super design featuring alternating Flammable and Poisonous International Hazard symbols. Great T-shirts for the dangerous. Click here My Cat Is fattest If your cat would rather stay home and eat then you will love these shirts and things. click here     Fashion Sucks Get the fashion police off your back in these fashionable tees, featuring a dapper gorilla and his equally fabulous retro-girl- friend. click here The Best Medicine "Someone once said laughter is the best medicine - they're wrong. Morphine is the best medicine." We have T-shirts, postcards,and super-size mugs for your approval. click here Yard sale Get one if you're having a yard sale, if you're going to a yard sale, or just because they look retro and cool. Three different color combos available on various hip tees. click here     The Return of Irony ...and you thought irony was dead. Click here Hopeless Lost causes and hopeless cases... Click here The Day After Tomorrow Is Wednesday. Provide this helpful information to your friends and co-workers every Monday from now on. Click here     Cajun Cockfight Tees Vintage style Louisiana Cockfighting tees with Cock&Bull logo on the front and "All Cock and No Bull" slogan on the back. If you love retro T-Shirts and weird Cajun sporting events you need this tee! click here Greetings From NYC Soviet style graphic parody of the vintage American big letter postcard with a New York "Orange Alert" motif. Looks very cool on our shirts, mousepads, and lunchboxes. click here Cockroaches In Pastel Choose a cockroach in a lovely pastel color to match a seasonal wardrobe or even your skin type. Shades of pink, blue, gray, and gold available. May we suggest light gray for men? click here       Double Scoop About to Blow A double scoop strawberry ice cream cone with a live firecracker stuck in it. My kind of fun. click here Hula Not Bombs Bombs are bad for children and other living things. Hula dancing is totally a better idea. Click here Hazard Red Cross Another in Jim's series of biohazard warning artworks. This one forms a red cross from the explosive, flammable, and poisonous symbols. These shirts look awesome. click here     Wasted Youth If you spent your entire childhood perfecting your Donkey-Kong skills then you've earned the right to wear this. click here Psychadelic Navy Hip retro look tees for people who tired of looking at stuff from that "other" navy. A second hot looking logo is printed on the back. click here   Little Picasso Picasso said "I don't seek. I find." It's the same with Dan Golden. click here     Dog Prison "Bitch, you got any biscuits?" Life is tough on the inside. T-shirts, postcards and a flying disc to use out in the "yard." click here Bowl Chinatown Vintage fun with a New York City twist. Sweet retro bowling graphics on killer T-shirts in Men's and Women's styles. click here Dog With Puddle Water Stand Get this hilarious Dan Golden Cartoon on cool shirts, postcards, and more groovy stuff. Ruff. click here     Psychadelic Navy Hip retro look tees for people who tired of looking at stuff from that "other" navy. A second hot looking logo is printed on the back. click here   Fucking "A" Do we have fucking "A" T-Shirts? Fucking A we do. Lots of styles plus baseball caps and buttons too. click here on earth Dog Tags are engra Location Earth Dog Tags Visit our other site: Location Earth Dog Tags: Guaranteed: If you are ever abducted by aliens and are not returned safely to Earth you will receive a full refund of the purchase price. Based on NASA research. Amazing and Cool, take a look! click here