GreasyGrandma.com : 06 Designs A - K

These are our newest designs.. A through the Letter K.

10 out of 8 people have trouble with fractions. 10 out of 8 people have trouble with fractions.	Adorkable Well Arnt you just Precious? You're Just Adorkable!	.:AFK:. Where are you? Away from the Keyboard, that's where!
Air Guitar Rock Star Yeah, We see you jammin out.. Air Guitar Rock Star.	A Girlfriend is No Subtitute for Video Games We all know it's true! A Girlfriend is No Subtitute for Video Games	A Girlfriend is No Substitute for Your Friends Tired of never seeing your friends anymore? Buy them this and maybe they'll get the hint..A Girlfriend is No Substitute for Your Friends.
All You Can Eat. Hungry? All You Can Eat.	All I got for Christmas All I got for christmas was this crappy t-shirt.	All I wanted for Christmas All I wanted for christmas was a shotgun and a shell.
Almost Famous Yeah, I'm Almost Famous.	And Then? Yeah, And Then?	America : Home of the Slave America : Land of the Fee, Home of the Slave.
as - Anime Slaves We all know we're part of the club.. C'mon You Anime Slave!	as - A Reason to Be Late to Work as - A Reason to Be Late to Work	As Seen on TV! Where've you seen me? As Seen on TV!
As Seen on Porn! I've seen you somewhere before... As Seen on Porn!	AssHole What are you? Some Kinda AssHole?	Anti - Everything Yeah, even You... Anti- Everything.
Anti-Social Yeah, I'm Anti-Social. Go Away.	Asian Invasion They're comming.. catch the yellow fever! It's the Asian Invasion.	At Least my Hand Loves Me You might not.. but at Least my Hand Loves me.
Apply With-In Got a job for Someone? Apply With-In.	A Woman's Favorite Word? Multiple. We all know it's true... A Woman's Favorite Word? Multiple.	Bald Oh, No Hair down there? Bald.
BeachBitch Yeah, I love the beach.. and I'm a bitch.. BeachBitch.	BeefCake USDA Approved Are you fit to be eaten? BeefCake USDA Approved	Beer Bitch Who's Beer Bitch? You are.
Beware of the Naughty Girls Words to live by.. Beward of the Naughty Girls.	Bikini Inspector I've got the greatest job ever.. Bikini Inspector.	B.O.B. - Battery Operated BoyFriend Tired of the bullshit? Yeah, You Know Bob. B.O.B. Battery Operated BoyFriend.
Boys are Dumb We all know it's true... boys are dumb.	Break My Heart Yeah, Just Break my Heart.	Bust a Move Whatcha gonna do? Bust A Move!
Buy- Sexual For When you're willing to pay.. Buy-Sexual.	By the Time You've Read This... By the time You've Read this.. You've already read this.	Can't Feed them? Don't Breed them Can't Feed them? Don't Breed Them.
Come Get Some You know you want it... Come Get Some.	Come here Often? Come Here Often? You Could if you fucked me.	Common Sense isn't that Common Apparently, Common Sense isn't that Common.
CockBlocker What are you? A CockBlocker, that's what!	Coulda Woulda Shoulda The Holy trinity of hindsight.. Coulda Woulda Shoulda.	CoCo-Nut Lounge CoCo-Nut Lounge. It's where things... happen.
Creamy What are you? Creamy.	CumDumpster Be honest.. CumDumpster.	Cute is a State of Mind Cute is a State of Mind.
Damaged Goods Tired of having to tell everyone? Damaged Goods	Danger : Bio Chemical Are you contagious? Here's a shirt just for you...	Danger : Chemical Do you like you're Chemicals? Want to warn people about them? Chemical Warning.
Danger : Dangerous When Wet Are you Slippery when wet? Dangerous even? Better warn someone before they slip! Dangerous when wet.	Danger : Exclamation Want to let everyone know you mean action? Exclamate it.	Danger : Hot in the Sack Are you Hot in the Sack? Make sure you warn everyone.
Danger : Spontaneously Combustible Are you about to burst into flames? You might wanna warm someone, before they get burned. Danger : Spontaneously Combustible.	Danger : Toxic Are you toxic? Time to warn everyone. It's the Toxic Skull, baby!	Danger - Trouser Snake Habitat Uh Oh.. better beware... Trouser Snake Habitat.
Devious Devious, that's what you are... ]=)	Dink Dank Dunk - The 3 D's Can't say Drink Drank Drunk? Then it's on to Dink Dank Dunk...the 3 D's.	Dinkey Doo Wow.. It sticks out farther than your Dinkey Doo!
Drink More. Think Less We all know it's Bar Law... Drink More, Think Less.	Drinks are Expensive Yeah, Drinks are Expensive at a Concert Venue.	Don't Forget to Wipe What are you doing?? Don't Forget to Wipe.
Don't Hate, Participate. To all the haters.. Don't Hate.. Participate.	Don't Like my Driving? Don't Like my Driving? then quit watching me!	Don't Make me Get my Flying Monkeys Oh, Don't Make me get my Flying Monkeys!
Double Bald Oh.. Bald on both ends.	Down With Love Yeah, Love Stinks, Down with Love!	Drugs Lead NoWhere Drugs Lead NoWhere.. but It's a Fun Trip!
Dumb is Good We all know it's true.. for control.. Dumb is Good.	Emo Sucks We all know it's true.. Emo Sucks.	Emo Sucks Ass What does Emo do? That's Right.. Emo Sucks Ass.
Enjoy Your Body, Better Yet, Enjoy Mine. Tired of people with a low self opinion? Wear this and watch them smile.. Enjoy Your Body, Better yet.. Enjoy Mine.	Every Big Tool Needs A Shed Look at this gut... Every Big Tool Needs a Shed.	Excellent Night Vision Can you see in the dark? No. But that sure can. Excellent Night Vision.
Experience the Difference! What are you waiting for? Experience the Difference!	Fairies Don't Exist Telling the truth about our little lightbulb friends... Fairies Don't Exist, Because You Dont Believe.	Fat Chicks Give good head 2 Fat Chicks Give Good Head Because They are Hungry.
Fat is Skin Deep, Ugly is Forever Hate, Go Ahead.. but Fat is Skin Deep and Ugly is Forever.	Feeling Froggy? Wanna Jump? Feeling Froggy?	Flavor of the Week Be Honest about where you stand... Flavor of the Week
Fire Extinguisher Is that a hose? Fire Extinguisher.	Focker What are you, Some Kind of Focker?	Fockers Yes.. here they are.. The Fockers. Feel the burn.
For Hire : Cheap Rates Looking for a Job? For Hire : Cheap Rates	Freedom We know what it really means. Freedom.	Frisk Me, Mr. Officer Hey you, with the handcuffs... Frisk Me, Mr. Officer
Frisk Me, Officer Hotpants Come over here copper, Frisk Me, Officer Hotpants	Fuck it, Suck it, Let it Sleep Every man's dream.. Fuck it, Suck it, Let it Sleep.	Fuck The 80's We all know how we really feel about the 80's.. Parachute pants and all.. Fuck the 80's.
Fugly Yeah look at me.. I'm Fugly.	Full Service No, This isn't Self Serve..it's Full Service.	Fun Police Fun Police.. Putting the F.U. Back in Fun!
FunStuff What are you? FunStuff.	Get in the Van What are you looking at? Get in the Van!	Get Naked, I'm Famous! You know you wanna.. Get Naked, I'm Famous... I'm Huge In Japan.
Girls Stink It's a fact every 6 year old knows. Girls Stink.	Give me $10 & I'll take it off I'm a cheap date, Give me $10 and I'll take it off.	Glide in your Stride Let us put some Glide in your Stride.
God : You created Us and then We created You. The chain of events.. with a spiffy pic of the sun...God : You Created Us, and then We Created You.	Gonna Party like it's 999! And How are you planning to party? Gonna Party Like it's 999!	Good to the Last Drop And How are you? Good to the Last Drop.
Greasy Grandma Greasy Grandma's Very Own Logo.	Greasy handprints Yeah, I'm Greasy.	Greasy 2 You know I am... Greasy.
Guns dont kill people Guns don't kill people, drivers with cell phones do.	Gutter is a Tool Who's a tool? Gutter is.	Hang Up and Drive What are you doin? Hang up and Drive.
Hating Won't Make You Beautiful For the haters...Hating Won't Make You Beautiful	HeartBroken Let them know how you really feel... HeartBroken.	HeartBreaker We all know it's true.. Heart Breaker.
Hellz Yea You know the answer... Hellz Yea!	HeavenSent Where are you from? HeavenSent	Help the Homeless : Take me Home with You Help the Homeless : Take me Home with You
HomeLand Security We're watching...Homeland Security.	Hot Business Yeah, I'm Hot Business.	Hug the Kitty What do you do with the kitty? You Hug the Kitty.
Hungry? Your mouth is watering.. Hungry?	Huuked awn fawniks What are you hooked on? Fawniks.	I am Try-Sexual I am Try-Sexual, I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times if I really Like it.
iBate What do you do for fun? iBate.	I could give you 14 inches I could give you 14 inches... but I'd have to do it twice.	I Don't Set The Prices I Don't Set the prices, I just make 2.13 a Hour plus your tip.
I'd Make You Cum Yeah, I know it's true.. I'd Make You Cum.	I'd Rather Blow Up My Date I'd Rather Blow up my Date, than Deal With Your Bullshit.	If I gave a Fuck If I gave a fuck, I wouldnt be wearing this t-shirt.
If Money is the Root of all Evil If Money is the Root of all evil, then why do churches want it so bad?	iFuck It's the Old craze that no one can forget! iFuck.	iFuck What do you do? iFuck
If you can read this If You can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.	If You Won't Fuck Me Wanna know? If You Won't Fuck me, Can I Fuck You?	I Hate Cats, But I Love Pussy Yeah, I Hate Cats, But I LOVE Pussy.
I Hate Jet Noise Let's let them know how we really feel about Jet Noise... I hate Jet Noise.	I Hate Ninja's I Hate Ninja's.	I Kill, Therefore I am I Kill, Therefore I am..now let everyone Know..
I'm the One they Warned you About Yeah, I'm the one they warned you about.	I'm Hard, You Wet? Asking the Eternal Question... I'm Hard, Are You Wet?	I Love Boobies and just how couldn't you? I Love Boobies.
I Love Dorks How could you not? I Love Dorks.	I'm Huge in Japan Look around, I'm Huge in Japan!	I'm in Hell Yeah, you can tell.. I'm In Hell.
I'm the Sex Yeah, I'm Bad... I'm the Sex.	I'm With Stupid Who's that? Oh.. It's Stupid! I'm With Stupid.	I Need a Vacation This is crap. I need a Vacation.
iPoo Yeah, we all know it's true.. iPoo.	iPoop What's that smell? iPoop.	iPron What do you do? iPr0n.
iPuff iPuff.. Do You?	iScrump What do you do? iScrump.	iSmoke iSmoke.. do you?
I Swear to Drunk, I am not God I swear to drunk, I am Not God.	Is The Band Playing at Your House? Asking that Eternal Question... Is the Band Playing at Your House?	Is The Band Playing at Your House? 2 Asking that eternal question... Is the Band playing at your House?
Is the Band Playing at your House? 3 Asking that eternal question... Is the Band playing at your House?	I Think Of Other Boys (Kiss) I think of Other Boys When I Kiss You.	I Think of Other Boys (Fuck) I think of other boys when I fuck you.
I Think Of Other Girls (Kiss) I Think of Other Girls when I Kiss You.	I Think Of Other Girls (Fuck) I think of Other Girls when I Fuck You.	It's a Dirty Job, But Someone's gotta do it Yeah, It's a Dirty Job, But someone's gotta do it!
It's, Miss Bitch to You. Exscuse Me? No.. It's Miss Bitch to You.	It's Whats for Dinner See this? It's What's For Dinner.	I used to get high on life I used to get high on life, but then I built up a tolerence.
I used to have a handle on Life I used to have a handle on life, but it broke off.	I Will If You Will Answering that burning question... I will, If you Will.	iZzzz I wish I was.. iZzzz
Jan - Swedish Saying MEN JAN TYCKER, JA, VAD TYCKER JAN EGENTLIGEN?	Jesus is Comming, and man, is he Pissed. Jesus is comming... and man.. is he Pissed.	JuiceBox Whatcha got there? Juice Box.
Jungle of Love Whatcha got there? Oh..A Jungle of Love.	Kiss Me, I'm ShitFaced! Yeah, you know I'm a drunk romantic...Kiss Me, I'm ShitFaced!	Kiss This You know what? You can Kiss This.
KissyFace What kinda face do you have? KissyFace	Kitten Yeah, You'd better love me.. Kitten.	Known to Spit Do you have a Spitter? Better warn someone. Known to Spit.