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It's not your fault everyone is attracted to you, it's physics.
$20.99
Gravity's one of those things: it just goes both ways.
$20.99
Perfect for sending a message while walking around town.
$19.99
Heck, I'd be attracted to that too.
$19.99
The best part is, you're more attracted the closer you get.
$21.99
Value T-shirtI'm attracted to less expensive shirts.
$10.99
Rectangle MagnetGravity attracts, but so do electromagnetic forces! Just add strong and weak, and you've got an entire universe of attraction!
$4.99
Sticker (Bumper)It's actually an adhesive that sticks the bumper sticker on, not gravity.
$4.49
