"Are You a Goop?"
The Goops are a study
of people kind and good.
But though they can be charming,
each has a behavior that is alarming.
Each name reflects the trait
that seals each Goops fate.
And though their forms are quirky,
they have manners stranger still.
They are rude, they are precocious,
and sometimes at play they are ferocious.
But most importantly
you must ask yourself "Am I a Goop?"
