"Twisted Mythology God Shop" : GOD-LIKE EGO WEAR

It's not easy being God. The hours are long, you don't get a lunch break, and promotion prospects are nil. So console yourself with our range of wearables designed to flatter even the largest God-like ego. Reveal your Holy Glory to your mortal colleagues, bless the poor and feeble, solve all the world's problems with a wave of your hand, and get yourself noticed in the singles bar this week.

I Realized I Was God - Smug White Atheism Ringer T $19.95	I Realized I Was God - Smug White Atheism T-shirt $19.95	I Realized I Was God - Pious White Atheism T-shirt $19.95
The Holy Black Cap (white) $16.95	The Holy Black Cap (orange) $16.95	The Holy Black Cap (blue) $16.95
I AM GOD: Have A Nice Day - Ringer T $19.95	I AM GOD: Have A Nice Day - White T-Shirt $19.95	I AM GOD: Have A Nice Day - Women's T-Shirt $19.95
I AM GOD: It's My Day Off - Ringer T $19.95	I AM GOD: It's My Day Off - White T-Shirt $19.95	I AM GOD: It's My Day Off - Women's T-Shirt $19.95
Trainee God Baseball Cap $16.95	TRAINEE GOD - Deluxe fitted T-shirt $20.95	"I'm a God" - Deluxe Fitted T-Shirt $20.95