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It only hurts when I get scored on.

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Welcome to the insane goalie store
an online store by a goalie for goalies and those who know and love them! (Oh yeah, and those other players too.)

Certified 100%

Certified 100%
Display your certification as an insane goalie!

Certified 2

Certified 2
Second version of insane certification - look more "official!"

No Frills

No Frills
One word. One Position. No Goals.

Goalie Declaration

Goalie Declaration
See, this is why they think we're crazy. But it's not like we don't know!

Luv Goalies

Luv Goalies
Show everyone that you luv goalies!

Me Goalie

Me Goalie
We goalies are simple creatures. We don't mince words.

Goalie Defined

Goalie Defined
Idiot or hero? What is a goalie?

I stop stuff

I stop stuff
Feeling overlooked? Well here's some items to remind them who you are, what you do... and for who!

Group of Goalies

Group of Goalies
Ever wonder what a group of goalies is called?

It only hurts when...

It only hurts when...
Further your aura of invincibility and insanity by claiming it only hurts when you're scored on.

Message for the Defense

Message for the Defense
A friendly reminder from all goalies to their defensemen. (Come on, you know you want to say it!)

Ramp of Death

Ramp of Death
This one's for the hockey goalies: you know when you hold your paddle at a 45 degree angle and the puck just slides up it and hops over your shoulder into the net?

Ramp of Death black

Ramp of Death black
Ramp of Death warnings... only on black.

Goalie Guild

Goalie Guild
We are the goalies! We stop stuff from going in nets!

Future Goalie pink

Future Goalie pink
Something for the wee ones who aspire to be goalies someday!

Future Goalie blue

Future Goalie blue
Something for the wee ones who aspire to be goalies someday!

Goalie, not girlfriend

Goalie, not girlfriend
Originally for a girl goalie on an otherwise all-guy team who was sick of being asked whose girlfriend she was, this can have multiple meanings...

The Posts

The Posts
Some famous goalies have been known to talk to their posts. Maybe they're just answering - it's only polite after all!

Hockey To-Do List

Hockey To-Do List
A handy to-do list for all hockey players.

I'm Dating a Goalie

I'm Dating a Goalie
Are you brave enough to be dating a goalie? Despite the legendary stink? Then here's the shirt for you!

I Married a Goalie

I Married a Goalie
Were you brave enough to marry a goalie? Despite the legendary stink? Then here's the shirt for you!

Bruised in hockey!

Bruised in hockey!
Do you ever have a rough game and the next day everyone's glaring at your significant other because of your bruises? Here's an easy way to explain it without having to say a thing.


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