Welcome to the insane goalie store
an online store by a goalie for goalies and those who know and love them! (Oh yeah, and those other players too.)
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I stop stuff Feeling overlooked? Well here's some items to remind them who you are, what you do... and for who! |
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It only hurts when... Further your aura of invincibility and insanity by claiming it only hurts when you're scored on. |
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Message for the Defense A friendly reminder from all goalies to their defensemen. (Come on, you know you want to say it!) |
Ramp of Death This one's for the hockey goalies: you know when you hold your paddle at a 45 degree angle and the puck just slides up it and hops over your shoulder into the net? |
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Goalie, not girlfriend Originally for a girl goalie on an otherwise all-guy team who was sick of being asked whose girlfriend she was, this can have multiple meanings... |
The Posts Some famous goalies have been known to talk to their posts. Maybe they're just answering - it's only polite after all! |
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I'm Dating a Goalie Are you brave enough to be dating a goalie? Despite the legendary stink? Then here's the shirt for you! |
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I Married a Goalie Were you brave enough to marry a goalie? Despite the legendary stink? Then here's the shirt for you! |
Bruised in hockey! Do you ever have a rough game and the next day everyone's glaring at your significant other because of your bruises? Here's an easy way to explain it without having to say a thing. |
