Official T-Shirts + Merchandise

Welcome to the official Gnostic Friends Network Cafepress store, where you can buy t-shirts, postcards and posters illustrating a variety of strange and shocking scenes from the forbidden gospels of the Gnostic heretics. Annoy your parents, provoke your pastor, and show your gnostic pride today!

Bush is a Reptilian Shape Shifter

Jesus Shed For Your Skins!

You Must Render Service to Us

The Female Spiritual Principle

Abraxas the Mighty

Kundalini Lucifer

Christus verus Luciferus

I'm Not Really Incarnate

Spiritual Resurrection

The Seven Archons

The Demiurgic Homunculus

Eat This, Do Not Eat That!

Choose Your Delusion

Waters of Darkness

Gnosis (so-called)

The Morning Star

Hairless Monkeys

the Four Passions

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