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My name is Alana and I am the webmaster of girlalive.com. I have made all kinds of shirt designs and things that you can buy. If you have a torso that needs covering, you have come to the right place. Some of the designs and things are based on the drawings at girlalive.com, and some are not. I apologize in advance for the uranus joke.

The GirlAlive Book Store The books and calendars I have made.	GirlAlive.com Logo The GirlAlive.com logo of the curly-haired girl.	Other GirlAlive.com Stuff Mailroom monkey, scary pirate, drooling girl and other designs.
Mindless Conformity	Brands Are For Cattle	Mine Your Own Bidness
Plotting Your Destruction If I look like I'm listening, I'm probably plotting your destruction.	If Stress Burned Calories I'd Be A Size 6	This T-Shirt Cleverly Covers My Torso
I Aim To Misbehave	Meditation...	Shiny!
This Must Be What Going Mad Feels Like	Wellsville High School Fighting Squid	Inspected By 34
Kreb Star	Orange Lazarus	Drugs Are Bad...
There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.	I've Been Keeping This Place Free of Hippies...	I Believe You Have My Stapler
I Caught You A Delicious Bass	I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own	Is There a Patron Saint of Ballistics Gel?
Cute For Science!	My Toast Always Lands Butter Side Up	Men: You Can't Live With Them...
Dingoes Ate My Baby	Bored Now	In the beginning, the Universe was created...
I Do Not Fear Computers...	I Want To Know God's Thoughts...	Science Without Religion...
If We Knew What It Was That We Were Doing...	Arrg! I'm a Scary Pirate.	Grr. I'm A Scary Monster.
It's Cute How Canada Thinks It's A Real Country	...The Loser Has to Keep France	I'm Famous In Korea.
Sweet and Innocent	My Guinea Pig Eats Poop.	Vegetarianism Would Be More Fun If There Was Bacon
Vegans Taste Like Chicken	I've Never Been To Boston In the Fall.	I'm Probably Smarter Than You
Uranus Is Big and Gassy	Resistance May Be Futile But Capacitance Has Poten	Old Chemists Don't Die; They Just Stop Reacting.
"Geek" in binary	Friction Is a Drag	Gravity Sucks
Internet Superstar	Where Is My Coffee?	If I Can Still Blink I Haven't Had Enough Coffee
Easily Distracted By Shiny Things	Spaz	67% Evil, 37% Apathetic
Easily Amused	I Listen To Music You've Never Heard Of	Love Means Always Losing In Tennis
Don't Make Me Release the Hounds	Perforations Are A Rip-Off	Registered Sax Offender
Please Do Not Set Me On Fire	Booby	If Ignorance Is Bliss Hollywood Must Be Paradise
Trust Me. I Know What I'm Doing.	...Wolverines Will Eat My Nipples.	I'm Probably Allergic to You
Twins Designs made by request for my sister-in-law. May or may not be of interest to anyone else.	The GirlAlive Cookbook (Paperback) $15.00