I'm with the Banned	Coffee Love	Braisin' Hussy
Bad Hair Day	Coffee, java, mud, espresso... Might as well face it, you're addicted to Joe.	Dr. Diagnosis We've found the problem, Mr. Bush. Your head's up your ass.
Kegels While you're reading this, I'm practicing my Kegels.	Time Flies Like the Wind... Fruit Flies Like Bananas!	Masks! Wild. Silly. Choose your mood.
Please, God, no more fast food.	For the Humvee owner you love to hate. Go ahead, tell the world: "I drive a Humvee!"