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Welcome to my Geezer Shop! Please call (877) 809-1659 to speak with an operator or if you have any questions. Bumper Stickers make great gift ideas for Over-The-Hill Birthdays. Put them on your bumper or rear window, on the fridge, on the wall, in the office or den... just about anywhere!

I'm Not Old. I'm Extra Crispy. $4.50	At my age I need glasses $4.50	Still Rockin' White T-Shirt $18.49
Still Rockin' Bumper Sticker $4.50	Gray Knights Zip Hoodie (dark) $44.99	The Gray Knights Motorcycle Club - Printed 2 sides $33.99
The Gray Knights Motorcycle Club $23.99	Old age is all in your head $4.50	I'm Retired and lovin' it. $4.49
Woodstock Bumper Sticker $4.50	G.O.L.F. Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden $4.50	I don't get distracted easily. Hey look! A golf co $4.50
Grill Sergeant $4.50	Welcome To The Stone Age $4.50	Age Gets Better With Wine $4.50
I'm Retired, You're Not Bumper Sticker $4.50	Pension Sex $4.50	Social Security Bumper Sticker $4.50
What's My Favorite Beer? An Open One. $4.50	I gave up drinking, smoking and sex. $4.50	Contingency Doctors $4.50
Retired Bumper Sticker $4.50	drinking makes the world go round $4.50	Goodbye Tension Hello Pension T-Shirt $19.99
Goodbye Tension Hello Pension Coffee Mug $15.99	Grandkids. Life's little desserts. $4.50	Death The Nation's #1 Killer $4.50
Over The Hill Bumper Sticker $4.50	Growing old ain't no place for sissies $4.50	Fishmore & Dolittle T-Shirt $19.99
The Gray Knights Motorcycle Club $19.99	Me and You is Friends $4.50	Dunwerkin Lovinit & Goway $4.50
This vehicle protected by senior citizen $4.50	The best things in life are not things. $4.50	I believe in death after life $4.50
Don't Die Wondering $4.50	CAUTION Slow moving driver $4.50	Losing a husband can be hard. Sometimes nearly imp $4.50
Never have a heart attack while playing charades. $4.50	Enjoy Life. It has an expiration date. $4.50	OLD DOG No new tricks $4.50
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. $4.50	Give me my freakin' discount and nobody gets hurt! $4.50	At my age... flowers scare me. $4.50
I'm not old... I had a tough life. $4.50	Property of Retirement Village Arthritic Dept. $4.50	I'm From The Old School Bumper Sticker $4.50
RETIREMENT. The pay sucks, but the hours are great $4.50	9 out of 10 Chickens Agreee $4.50	Dunwerking. The ultimate retirement bumper sticker $4.50
CAUTION This vehicle makes frequent stops. $4.50	Life Is Easy $4.50	Handicapped Bumper Sticker - CRAP! $4.50
They're NOT Wrinkles, they're antique smiles $4.50	In Dog Years I'm Dead $4.50	Time Is A Great Healer, But A Lousy Beautician $4.50
If Found Return To Bumper Sticker $4.50	Fishmore & Dolittle Bumper Sticker $4.50	I Always Cook With Wine $4.50
Older Slower Lower Bumper Sticker $4.50	This Is The Oldest I've Ever Benn Bumper Sticker $4.50	Young At Heart. Slightly older in other places $4.50
Any Day Above Ground Is A Good One $4.50	I'm Not Old. I'm Chronogically Gifter. $4.50	I Don't Think About Dying. It's The Last Thing... $4.50
GEEZER Bumper Sticker $4.50	Enjoy Life Bumper Sticker $4.50	I'm Speeding Bumper Sticker $4.50
Enema Bumper Sticker $4.50	My Wife Always Beats Me Up (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	Don't Worry About Your Health Sticker $4.50
Cremation (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	Driver Carries No Cash (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	I Don't Exercise Bumper Sticker $4.50
Gettin Any? Sticker (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	Happy Hour is a NAP (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	McCain Palin Incontinence Incompetence (Sticker) $4.50
Live Each Day Like It's Your Last Bumper Sticker $4.50	What are you Nuckin' Futs (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	Eat Right. Exercise. Die Anyway (Bumper Sticker) $4.50
It's Nice To Be Here (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	I'M RETIRED. I was tired yesterday... $4.50	Hi Honey. I'm Home... forever (Bumper Sticker) $4.50
I ain't ready for the big DIRT NAP Bumper Sticker $4.50	I LOVE YOU more today than yesterday... $4.50	DOOR STICKER - Everyone who enters our home... $4.50
Caution Senior Behind The Wheel (Sticker) $4.50	At my age, the only thing... (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	When I Was Younger (Bumper Sticker) $4.50
Retired, Not Expired (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	Blow It Out Your Ass! (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	Senility Ain't Bad (Bumper Sticker) $4.50
I'm not losing my hair (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	Old People Rock! (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	Sometimes days I wake up grumpy White T-Shirt $18.99
Damn right I'm good in bed (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	Goodby Tension Hello Pension (Bumper Sticker ) $4.50	Sometimes I Pee (Bumper Sticker) $4.50
Flowers Scare Me White T-Shirt $18.99	Florida God's Waiting Room White T-Shirt $18.99	Woman's Jr. Ringer T-Shirt $21.99
Sex on the first date (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	You know your getting old (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	Lie about your age (Bumper Sticker) $4.50
The trouble with retirement (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	Can't Remember Shit (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	Be nice to your kids (Bumper Sticker) $4.50
Talk Fast. I don't have much time (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	Support Bingo (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	Retirement is the Best Medicine (Bumper Sticker) $4.50
Adventure before Dementia (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	Retirement (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	The more you complain (Bumper Sticker) $4.50
Must be getting old (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	Green Bananas (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	Old Fiddles (Bumper Sticker) $4.50
God's Waiting Room (Bumper Sticker) $4.50	Wake Up Grumpy Bumper Sticker $4.50	Wake Up Grumpy Coffee Mug $13.50
P&M Staff Shirt $18.99