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Welcome!
Welcome to my Geezer Shop! Please call (877) 809-1659 to speak with an operator or if you have any questions. Bumper Stickers make great gift ideas for Over-The-Hill Birthdays. Put them on your bumper or rear window, on the fridge, on the wall, in the office or den... just about anywhere!

Life Support Bumper Sticker
Life Support Bumper Sticker
$4.49
Food Has Replaced Sex In My Life Sticker (Bumper)
Food Has Replaced Sex In My Life Sticker (Bumper)
$4.49
Im Too Old For This T-Shirt Dark T-Shirt
Im Too Old For This T-Shirt Dark T-Shirt
$23.99
I'm Not Old. I'm Extra Crispy.
I'm Not Old. I'm Extra Crispy.
$4.50
At my age I need glasses
At my age I need glasses
$4.50
Still Rockin' White T-Shirt
Still Rockin' White T-Shirt
$18.49
Still Rockin' Bumper Sticker
Still Rockin' Bumper Sticker
$4.50
Gray Knights Zip Hoodie (dark)
Gray Knights Zip Hoodie (dark)
$44.99
The Gray Knights Motorcycle Club - Printed 2 sides
The Gray Knights Motorcycle Club - Printed 2 sides
$33.99
The Gray Knights Motorcycle Club
The Gray Knights Motorcycle Club
$23.99
Old age is all in your head
Old age is all in your head
$4.50
I'm Retired and lovin' it.
I'm Retired and lovin' it.
$4.49
Woodstock Bumper Sticker
Woodstock Bumper Sticker
$4.50
G.O.L.F. Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden
G.O.L.F. Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden
$4.50
I don't get distracted easily. Hey look! A golf co
I don't get distracted easily. Hey look! A golf co
$4.50
Grill Sergeant
Grill Sergeant
$4.50
Welcome To The Stone Age
Welcome To The Stone Age
$4.50
Age Gets Better With Wine
Age Gets Better With Wine
$4.50
I'm Retired, You're Not Bumper Sticker
I'm Retired, You're Not Bumper Sticker
$4.50
Pension Sex
Pension Sex
$4.50
Social Security Bumper Sticker
Social Security Bumper Sticker
$4.50
What's My Favorite Beer? An Open One.
What's My Favorite Beer? An Open One.
$4.50
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex.
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex.
$4.50
Contingency Doctors
Contingency Doctors
$4.50
Retired Bumper Sticker
Retired Bumper Sticker
$4.50
drinking makes the world go round
drinking makes the world go round
$4.50
Goodbye Tension Hello Pension T-Shirt
Goodbye Tension Hello Pension T-Shirt
$19.99
Goodbye Tension Hello Pension Coffee Mug
Goodbye Tension Hello Pension Coffee Mug
$15.99
Grandkids. Life's little desserts.
Grandkids. Life's little desserts.
$4.50
Death The Nation's #1 Killer
Death The Nation's #1 Killer
$4.50
Over The Hill Bumper Sticker
Over The Hill Bumper Sticker
$4.50
Growing old ain't no place for sissies
Growing old ain't no place for sissies
$4.50
Fishmore & Dolittle T-Shirt
Fishmore & Dolittle T-Shirt
$19.99
The Gray Knights Motorcycle Club
The Gray Knights Motorcycle Club
$19.99
Me and You is Friends
Me and You is Friends
$4.50
Dunwerkin Lovinit & Goway
Dunwerkin Lovinit & Goway
$4.50
This vehicle protected by senior citizen
This vehicle protected by senior citizen
$4.50
The best things in life are not things.
The best things in life are not things.
$4.50
I believe in death after life
I believe in death after life
$4.50
Don't Die Wondering
Don't Die Wondering
$4.50
CAUTION Slow moving driver
CAUTION Slow moving driver
$4.50
Losing a husband can be hard. Sometimes nearly imp
Losing a husband can be hard. Sometimes nearly imp
$4.50
Never have a heart attack while playing charades.
Never have a heart attack while playing charades.
$4.50
Enjoy Life. It has an expiration date.
Enjoy Life. It has an expiration date.
$4.50
OLD DOG No new tricks
OLD DOG No new tricks
$4.50
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
$4.50
Give me my freakin' discount and nobody gets hurt!
Give me my freakin' discount and nobody gets hurt!
$4.50
At my age... flowers scare me.
At my age... flowers scare me.
$4.50
I'm not old... I had a tough life.
I'm not old... I had a tough life.
$4.50
Property of Retirement Village Arthritic Dept.
Property of Retirement Village Arthritic Dept.
$4.50
I'm From The Old School Bumper Sticker
I'm From The Old School Bumper Sticker
$4.50
RETIREMENT. The pay sucks, but the hours are great
RETIREMENT. The pay sucks, but the hours are great
$4.50
9 out of 10 Chickens Agreee
9 out of 10 Chickens Agreee
$4.50
Dunwerking. The ultimate retirement bumper sticker
Dunwerking. The ultimate retirement bumper sticker
$4.50
CAUTION This vehicle makes frequent stops.
CAUTION This vehicle makes frequent stops.
$4.50
Life Is Easy
Life Is Easy
$4.50
Handicapped Bumper Sticker - CRAP!
Handicapped Bumper Sticker - CRAP!
$4.50
They're NOT Wrinkles, they're antique smiles
They're NOT Wrinkles, they're antique smiles
$4.50
In Dog Years I'm Dead
In Dog Years I'm Dead
$4.50
Time Is A Great Healer, But A Lousy Beautician
Time Is A Great Healer, But A Lousy Beautician
$4.50
If Found Return To Bumper Sticker
If Found Return To Bumper Sticker
$4.50
Fishmore & Dolittle Bumper Sticker
Fishmore & Dolittle Bumper Sticker
$4.50
I Always Cook With Wine
I Always Cook With Wine
$4.50
Older Slower Lower Bumper Sticker
Older Slower Lower Bumper Sticker
$4.50
This Is The Oldest I've Ever Benn Bumper Sticker
This Is The Oldest I've Ever Benn Bumper Sticker
$4.50
Young At Heart. Slightly older in other places
Young At Heart. Slightly older in other places
$4.50
Any Day Above Ground Is A Good One
Any Day Above Ground Is A Good One
$4.50
I'm Not Old. I'm Chronogically Gifter.
I'm Not Old. I'm Chronogically Gifter.
$4.50
I Don't Think About Dying. It's The Last Thing...
I Don't Think About Dying. It's The Last Thing...
$4.50
GEEZER Bumper Sticker
GEEZER Bumper Sticker
$4.50
Enjoy Life Bumper Sticker
Enjoy Life Bumper Sticker
$4.50
I'm Speeding Bumper Sticker
I'm Speeding Bumper Sticker
$4.50
Enema Bumper Sticker
Enema Bumper Sticker
$4.50
My Wife Always Beats Me Up (Bumper Sticker)
My Wife Always Beats Me Up (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Don't Worry About Your Health Sticker
Don't Worry About Your Health Sticker
$4.50
Cremation (Bumper Sticker)
Cremation (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Driver Carries No Cash (Bumper Sticker)
Driver Carries No Cash (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
I Don't Exercise Bumper Sticker
I Don't Exercise Bumper Sticker
$4.50
Gettin Any? Sticker (Bumper Sticker)
Gettin Any? Sticker (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Happy Hour is a NAP (Bumper Sticker)
Happy Hour is a NAP (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
McCain Palin Incontinence Incompetence (Sticker)
McCain Palin Incontinence Incompetence (Sticker)
$4.50
Live Each Day Like It's Your Last Bumper Sticker
Live Each Day Like It's Your Last Bumper Sticker
$4.50
What are you Nuckin' Futs (Bumper Sticker)
What are you Nuckin' Futs (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Eat Right. Exercise. Die Anyway (Bumper Sticker)
Eat Right. Exercise. Die Anyway (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
It's Nice To Be Here (Bumper Sticker)
It's Nice To Be Here (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
I'M RETIRED. I was tired yesterday...
I'M RETIRED. I was tired yesterday...
$4.50
Hi Honey. I'm Home... forever (Bumper Sticker)
Hi Honey. I'm Home... forever (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
I ain't ready for the big DIRT NAP Bumper Sticker
I ain't ready for the big DIRT NAP Bumper Sticker
$4.50
I LOVE YOU more today than yesterday...
I LOVE YOU more today than yesterday...
$4.50
DOOR STICKER - Everyone who enters our home...
DOOR STICKER - Everyone who enters our home...
$4.50
Caution Senior Behind The Wheel (Sticker)
Caution Senior Behind The Wheel (Sticker)
$4.50
At my age, the only thing... (Bumper Sticker)
At my age, the only thing... (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
When I Was Younger (Bumper Sticker)
When I Was Younger (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Retired, Not Expired (Bumper Sticker)
Retired, Not Expired (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Blow It Out Your Ass! (Bumper Sticker)
Blow It Out Your Ass! (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Senility Ain't Bad (Bumper Sticker)
Senility Ain't Bad (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
I'm not losing my hair (Bumper Sticker)
I'm not losing my hair (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Old People Rock! (Bumper Sticker)
Old People Rock! (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Sometimes days I wake up grumpy White T-Shirt
Sometimes days I wake up grumpy White T-Shirt
$18.99
Damn right I'm good in bed (Bumper Sticker)
Damn right I'm good in bed (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Goodby Tension Hello Pension (Bumper Sticker )
Goodby Tension Hello Pension (Bumper Sticker )
$4.50
Sometimes I Pee (Bumper Sticker)
Sometimes I Pee (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Flowers Scare Me White T-Shirt
Flowers Scare Me White T-Shirt
$18.99
Florida God's Waiting Room White T-Shirt
Florida God's Waiting Room White T-Shirt
$18.99
Woman's Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
Woman's Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
$21.99
Sex on the first date (Bumper Sticker)
Sex on the first date (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
You know your getting old (Bumper Sticker)
You know your getting old (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Lie about your age (Bumper Sticker)
Lie about your age (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
The trouble with retirement (Bumper Sticker)
The trouble with retirement (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Can't Remember Shit (Bumper Sticker)
Can't Remember Shit (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Be nice to your kids (Bumper Sticker)
Be nice to your kids (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Talk Fast. I don't have much time (Bumper Sticker)
Talk Fast. I don't have much time (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Support Bingo (Bumper Sticker)
Support Bingo (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Retirement is the Best Medicine (Bumper Sticker)
Retirement is the Best Medicine (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Adventure before Dementia (Bumper Sticker)
Adventure before Dementia (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Retirement (Bumper Sticker)
Retirement (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
The more you complain (Bumper Sticker)
The more you complain (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Must be getting old (Bumper Sticker)
Must be getting old (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Green Bananas (Bumper Sticker)
Green Bananas (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Old Fiddles (Bumper Sticker)
Old Fiddles (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
God's Waiting Room (Bumper Sticker)
God's Waiting Room (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Wake Up Grumpy Bumper Sticker
Wake Up Grumpy Bumper Sticker
$4.50
Wake Up Grumpy Coffee Mug
Wake Up Grumpy Coffee Mug
$13.50
P&M Staff Shirt
P&M Staff Shirt
$18.99



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