I've overdosed on Cowbell. My kidneys are failing, too much fucking cowbell. Get me a fucking shot of adrenaline STAT cuz the cowbell stopped my heart. I'm laying in a stinking gutter; covered in puke; my head is screaming; my clothes are gone; I think I may have been raped; too much fucking cowbell.
I think you get the point, the Fever is Cured! You don't need anymore goddamn cowbell. Let them know with these great looking tees!
*Double blind testing has shown that the "Less Cowbell" tee will reduce Cowbell doseage by approximately 18%.
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