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geek.3000: providing your USRDA of wiseassery.

New sections in Games: Over 30 and Play Video Games, Pay 'N' Spray, and Triangle Club.

New section in Politics: Whine about THIS, McCain.

Animals

Animals
If it's cute and/or fluffy, it's here!

Games

Games
Fun, fun, fun!

Geek

Geek
You're smarter than they are.

Movies and TV

Movies and TV
They don't call it the "idiot box" for nothing...

Politics

Politics
Coming at you with a big left hook...