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The Gay Cartoon Gift Shop : Santa's Gay Christmas Cards

Santa's Gay Christmas Cards is a unique line of Christmas cards perfect for people who like their Christmas cards to be unique and witty. Available in your choice of paper stock. High quality, chlorine and acid free matte paper consisting of 30% post consumer waste and 50% total recycled fiber. Twelve point, one-sided glossy paper. Envelope included. Measures 5" X 7" CLICK IMAGES TO ENLARGE THUMBNAILS.

Santa's Gay Design #20

Santa's Gay Design #20
"And to all a gay night!" (Inside: Happy Holidays!)

Santa's Funny Gay Design  #19

Santa's Funny Gay Design #19
"I'm giving you the gift of hope this year, Mrs. Claus." (Inside: "Hope? I want jewelry. And lots of it!" Happy Holidays!)

Santa's Funny Gay Christmas Design #18

Santa's Funny Gay Christmas Design #18
"Yikes! I've got tons of presents to wrap, lazy elves to motivate and hungry reindeer to feed!"("You're such a drama queen!") Available in packs of 10 or 20 or as a single card.

Santa's Funny Gay Christmas Design #12

Santa's Funny Gay Christmas Design #12
"It's time for me to go and spread peace and love and joy all over the world." ("That's so gay.") Inside: Happy Holidays! Available in packs of 10 or 20 or as a single card.

Santa's Funny Gay Christmas Design #15

Santa's Funny Gay Christmas Design #15
"How do you think the economy will affect Christmas this year, Santa?" ("What economy?") Inside: Happy Holidays! Available in packs of 10 or 20 or as a single card.

Santa's Funny Gay Design #16

Santa's Funny Gay Design #16
"What should I give the gay people on our list this year, Mrs. Claus?" ("Gay Marriage.") Inside: Happy Holidays! Available in packs of 10 or 20 or as a single card.

Santa's Funny Gay Christmas Design #5

Santa's Funny Gay Christmas Design #5
"A penny for your thoughts, Santa." ("Chimneys suck.") Inside: Happy holidays! Available in packs of 10or 20 or as a single card.

Santa's Funny Gay Design #4

Santa's Funny Gay Design #4
"Santa, what drives you do do what you do every year?" ("Narcissistic Personality Disorder.") Inside: Happy Holidays! Available in packs of 10 or 20 or as a single card.

Santa's Funny Gay Design #1

Santa's Funny Gay Design #1
"Santa, why do gay men like you so much?" ("They think I'm a bear.") Inside: Happy Holidays!" Available in packs of 10 or 20 or as a single card.

Santa's Funny Gay Design #2

Santa's Funny Gay Design #2
"Who do you think is our gayest elf?" ("The one that does my hair.") Inside: Happy Holidays!" Available in packs of 10 or 20 or as a single card.

Santa's Gay Christmas Design #13

Santa's Gay Christmas Design #13
Don't worry. Santa will find your house. (He has gaydar! Happy Holidays!) Available in packs of 10 or 20, or as a single card.

Ssnta's Funny Gay Christmas Design #14

Ssnta's Funny Gay Christmas Design #14
"What are the people who have been naughty getting this year, Santa?" ("Stocks and bonds.") Inside: Happy Holidays! Available in packs of 10 or 20 or as a single card.

Santa's Funny Gay Design #17

Santa's Funny Gay Design #17
"Christmas is such hard work, Santa." ("Tell me about it, girlfriend!") Available in packs of 10, 20 or as a single card.

Santa's Funny Gay Design #3

Santa's Funny Gay Design #3
"What are you giving lipstick lesbians, this year, Santa?" ("The ones who use too much lipstick are getting mirrors.")Inside: Happy Holidays! Available in packs of 10 or 20 or as a single card.

Santa's Gay Design #6

Santa's Gay Design #6
"It's quite a sight when my sleigh is loaded up with gits and pulled by eight reindeer." ("It looks like a float in the Gay Pride parade.") Inside: Happy Holidays! Available in packs of 10 or 20 or s

Santa's Gay Design #8

Santa's Gay Design #8
"Santa, what do lesbians do under the mistletoe?" ("Real estate deals.") Inside: Happy Holidays! Available in packs of 10 or 20 or as a single card.

Santa's Gay Design #9

Santa's Gay Design #9
"Santa, why aren't you stopping at any gay houses this year?" ("If I have to listen to one more impression of Judy Garland singing "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas," I'll shot myself.") Inside:

Gay Santa Design #10

Gay Santa Design #10
"Is this going to be a very special Christmas this year, Santa?" ("No. Everybody's getting a small fruit basket.") Inside: Happy Holidays! Available in packs of 10 or 20 or as a single card.

Santa's Funny Gay Christmas Design #11

Santa's Funny Gay Christmas Design #11
"Okay, be honest Santa. Why does Rudolph really have a red nose?" ("He's an alcoholic.")Inside: Happy Holidays! Available in packs of 10 or 20 or as a single card.

Santa's Funny Gay Christmas Design #7

Santa's Funny Gay Christmas Design #7
"Santa, why are you so hard on the elves?" ("They'd turn the North Pole into a gay bar if I let them.") Inside: Happy Holidays! Available in packs of 10 or 20 or as a single card.

Santa Design #21

Santa Design #21
"Santa, what's the worst thing about Christmas?" (Inside: "Flatulent reindeer." Happy Holidays!)


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