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No Es Bueno Obama: No Es Bueno	Another Stimulus? Are you ready to shovel more Congressional waste?	P8RIOT American Patriot
Alibi "O" If O is speaking, he must be blaming someone or something else.	Hide the Decline The "Obama-Biden 2012" permanent campaign just got its new slogan!	Repeal ObamaCare Repeal ObamaCare. It's what America really wants.
Kinetic Military Operation This is even worse than Overseas Contingency Operation!	Lead From Behind President Obama "leading from behind."	Alibi "O" Speaks If O is speaking, he must be blaming someone or something else.
Tea Party Slogan It doesn't matter anymore what the "mainstream" media says!	Weak Link Golfer-in-Chief Obama is the weak link.	Campaigner-in-Chief Now it's official - it's always been a full time campaign.
Proud Of My Flag I'm proud of my flag 365 days a year!	No More Obama November 6, 2012 can't come soon enough.	Stop Just stop, Obama!
Still Admit Don't blame us, we voted for McCain/Palin.	Angry Mob (text) We exercised democracy at town hall meetings.	Enough We've all now had ENOUGH!
Inside Out Flag We're proud of our flag t-shirt and we won't turn it inside out!	Proud Arizona Supporter We're proud (and legal) Arizona supporters!	Tea Party Voter We, the Tea Party Patriots, will get our say in November!
Party of "Hell No" We are proud members of the Party of "Hell No".	Party of "No" We are proud members of the Party of "No".	365 Days Flag 365 days a year we're proud of our flag!
They Broke It Democrats learn the "Pottery Barn" rule - You Break It, You Own It.	Used ObamaCare Salesman Would you buy ObamaCare from rhis man?	WWII Not "Overseas Contingency Operation II"
NObama The international sign for NObama.	Yes We Can? Yes We Can, what? Well, it's all in the fine print!	Just Say No! Don't be a hopeychangey addict. Just say NO!
You Lie Rep. Joe Wilson was right! Read the bill. You Lie.	Where's MY Doctor? Where exactly is MY doctor in the ObamaCare plan?	Fool You Can Obama really fool America again?
Mmm, mmm, mm! Dear Leader, Barack! Mmm, mmm, mm!	Big F***ing Idiot Vice President Joe Biden is a big f***ing idiot!	I'll Keep My Doctor I'll keep my doctor; you keep the change!
"Barackrats" Health Care We need to limit government "Barackracy".	Lousy President You voted for Obama; I got this t-shirt and a lousy President!	Shuddup Already Does Obama EVER stop talking? Enough already!
ObamaCare Salesman Would you buy ObamaCare from this man?	Thatcher Socialism How soon until Obama proves Lady Thatcher's point?	Like the DMV? If you like waiting at the DMV, you'll love Health Care Reform!
Ain't Gonna See Change Where's the change? You'd better believe in it, 'cause we ain't seeing it!	Pelosi Called Grandma Speaker Pelosi, stop belittling my Grandma's protest!	Grandma's Protest Say it to my Grandma, Congress!
Health Care Salesman Wanna buy a health care clunker?	Do I Look Like Sticks and stones may break my bones, but at least we still have the best health care in the world (unless ObamaCare passes)!	Obama Clunker Can we trade in this CLUNKER?
Red Pill, Blue Pill Red Pill, Blue Pill...1000+ page Health Care bill.	Obama rested And Barack "saved or created" 150,000 jobs. He deserves a good rest after all that "saving or creating!"	Bright Ideas The new White House energy policy is a light bulb!
Pelosi Called Me There's nothing more "un-American" than participatory democracy.	"WWII Not OCOII" Please. Call it what it is, not the trendy euphemism "Overseas Contingency Operation."	Not OCO II The Battle of Iwo Jima was in World War II. Don't let the Obama lexicon change our military history.
Not "Overseas Contingency Operation II" Please. Honor our WW II veterans. Don't use the trendy euphemism "Overseas Contingency Operation."	My Grandma Who do they think is at the town hall meetings? My Grandma, that's who!	Reid Called Me We ARE the people; we're not evil-mongers, Senator.
Uighurs in Paradise This sure is more fun than the caves of Tora Bora!	"Clueless Joe" Have Gaffe Czar Joe Biden's misstatements now turned deadly serious?	Health Clunker Wanna see a real CLUNKER?
"The Shirt Off My Back" "Obama Took My Other Shirt Right Off My Back"	Health Reform? This is what they call REFORM?	New GM Owner We bought GM. We own it. The very least we should get is a red Corvette out of it!
Obama Union Label Looking for the Union Label? It's proudly on Obama's lapel - and in his bailouts, health care, energy, and other plans!	Golfing Obama And on the seventh day He golfed. And he saw that it was good. And Gaffe Czar Joe Biden did too.	Biden Misreads Did Gaffe Czar Biden misspeak when he said they misread the economy!
Tora Bora Bermuda is so much nicer than Tora Bora. If you help get the word out, maybe more terrorists will turn themselves in.	ObamaCare From those wonderful folks who brought you the Tax Code!	Obama Above In six days he saved or created the world and on the seventh day he rested.
Union Label Guess you don't have to look very far to find the Union label in this White House.	Gaffe Czar site	Gaffe Czar back