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Welcome!
Funnystateslogans.com is dedicated to the road-tripper in all of us. Poets and artists from Walt Whitman to Muddy Waters have long sung the praises of rolling down the highway. Within these pages you will find funny state slogans for every state in the Union.

America has always been a nation on the move. From colonial times onwards, each generation pushed relentlessly westward until the outward frontier finally closed around the turn of the 20th century. Taking advantage of the internal combustion engine, and inspired by the slogan “See America First,” Americans began to explore a new frontier, the system of highways that developed between the Atlantic and Pacific coasts. The first transcontinental route, the Lincoln Highway from New York to San Francisco was completed in 1915, and motor courts, diners and other new businesses soon sprang up along the roadside to serve the passing trade. Continue upon this old tradition by traveling one of the following routes or simply brush up on your geography.

Take time to browse our full catalog of funny slogan t-shirts as each page within funnystateslogans shares a couple designs with links to more. There is at least one funny slogan design t shirt for every state in the United States; find your state today.

Have fun and we’ll see you on the road!

Alabama State Slogans

Alabama State Slogans
Yes, we have electricity.

Alaska State Slogans

Alaska State Slogans
There's no place like Nome!

Arizona State Slogans

Arizona State Slogans
But it's a dry heat

Arkansas State Slogans

Arkansas State Slogans
Literacy ain't everything.

California State Slogans

California State Slogans
The granola state.

Colorado State Slogans

Colorado State Slogans
Ski Your Aspen Off

Connecticut State Slogans

Connecticut State Slogans
Like Massachusetts, only the Kennedys don't own it yet.

Delaware State Slogans

Delaware State Slogans
We really do like the chemicals in our water!

Florida State Slogans

Florida State Slogans
Ask us about our Grandkids.

Georgia State Slogans

Georgia State Slogans
We put the "fun" in fundamentalist extremism.

Hawaii State Slogans

Hawaii State Slogans
Come, get lei-ed!

Idaho State Slogans

Idaho State Slogans
No, you da ho!

Illinois State Slogans

Illinois State Slogans
Please don't pronounce the "S"

Indiana State Slogans

Iowa State Slogans

Iowa State Slogans
We Do Amazing Things With Corn.

Kansas State Slogans

Kansas State Slogans
First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky State Slogans

Kentucky State Slogans
Gettin' lucky in Kentucky!

Louisiana State Slogans

Louisiana State Slogans
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine State Slogans

Maine State Slogans
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland State Slogans

Maryland State Slogans
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts State Slogans

Massachusetts State Slogans
Lower Taxes Than Sweden
(Most Brackets)

Michigan State Slogans

Michigan State Slogans
Say Yes to Michigan!

Minnesota State Slogans

Minnesota State Slogans
10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi State Slogans

Mississippi State Slogans
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri State Slogans

Missouri State Slogans
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana State Slogans

Montana State Slogans
The Unabomber State

Nebraska State Slogans

Nebraska State Slogans
Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada State Slogans

Nevada State Slogans
Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire State Slogans

New Hampshire State Slogans
Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey State Slogans

New Jersey State Slogans
Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico State Slogans

New Mexico State Slogans
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York State Slogans

New York State Slogans
New York Is A State Of Mind

North Carolina State Slogans

North Carolina State Slogans
Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota State Slogans

North Dakota State Slogans
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio State Slogans

Ohio State Slogans
Don't Judge Us By Cleveland

Oklahoma State Slogans

Oklahoma State Slogans
We're OK, You're NOT!

Oregon State Slogans

Oregon State Slogans
Spotted owl. It's what's for dinner.

Pennsylvania State Slogans

Pennsylvania State Slogans
Free Lube Job With Oil Change

Rhode Island State Slogans

Rhode Island State Slogans
Size Ain't Everything

South Carolina State Slogans

South Carolina State Slogans
"Hey Ya'll, Watch This!"

South Dakota State Slogans

South Dakota State Slogans
Home Of The Badlands And Big Drugstores

Tennessee State Slogans

Tennessee State Slogans
The Dollywood State

Texas State Slogans

Texas State Slogans
Belt Buckles As Big As Your Head

Utah State Slogans

Utah State Slogans
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont State Slogans

Vermont State Slogans
Bet You Can't Name Two Of Our Towns

Virginia State Slogans

Virginia State Slogans
Please Don't Confuse Us With West Virginia.

Washington State Slogans

Washington State Slogans
Home of Bigfoot and Big Imaginations

West Virginia State Slogans

West Virginia State Slogans
One Big Happy Family, Really!

Wisconsin State Slogans

Wisconsin State Slogans
Where They Cut The Cheese

Wyoming State Slogans

Wyoming State Slogans
Where Men Are Lonely And Sheep Are Scared



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