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New Section	Me and you	Piece not whore
Yin Yang	My yin can beat your yang	My best feature
Float my boat, baby	In with the butterflies. Out with the bees.	Home -- Half Ho Half Me
Liking Biking	Screw OPEC	Our boys
We wait	No smoking (black)	No smoking (Red)
No smoking, stupid	Funny Shirt Dude	Connie Lynn Gus
Nine is fine, but eight is great	Six toes on each hoof	Fancies tickled
Surprise inside	Nine Ball Not a Medical Condition	Fell Lay She Oh !
Fell Lay She Oh!!!!!	You look like Mom. She was a hooker too.	Castro supports Obama
Barack Balows	Michelle?!! Like hell!!	Barack is not right. He is Wright.
Barack thinks I am bitter	Bye bye, Barack	Barack hates me
Drill for oil and screw OPEC	Time to take a DemoCRAP	Red States Rock Blue States Suck
Air biscuits with every meal	Cunning linguist	Ballsy, but not nuts
Can I smell your butt (or is that your feet)	I'd rather have this bottle in front of me, than a	Can't touch this!!
Billiards	Virgin Territory	Canteloupes Two for a buck
Master of all that I bate	Happenis	Life is just Ebola cherries
Jam Up and Jelly Tight	Caution: Contents under pressure	Born to Board
A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama.	Some jerk is reading my shirt.	Philly, Phila, Philadelphia, Hoagies, pretzels, ch
Too tired to two-step	Plays with fire	Looking for Mr. Okay
SEX: You're my type	Blossoming	SEX: Exploring my sexuality
SEX: Sits on Best Asset	SEX Preferred by 4 out of 5 playas	SEX: In my prime
HUMOR: Open to suggestions	HUMOR: Backrubs on demand	HUMOR: More than a handful
HUMOR: Begging the Question	HUMOR: Not very picky	Basically harmless
Not a Nervous Nellie Are you a Nervous Nellie? Don't be.	Im a Republican Buy your own beer Tired of Democrats overtaxing you to pay for their special interest projects? Well, then, this is perfect for you.	I'm a Democrat. Buy me a beer.
Daddy wuvs me	I'm cheap; but I'm not free.	Easily Influenced
Writing Clean, jelly bean	My other body is in the shop.	My other body is a weightlifter
You should see my other body	Tried it. Ready to do it again.	Hail to the king, baby.
Immensely happy	Not as bad as your last boyfriend	Looking for a challenge
Large Package Delivery	You're only handsome if you have beer	Product of a permissive society
I'm better than you	Willing to talk to peasants	Willing to take a chance.
Willing to take a chance?	Happy Hour is 4:20 to beer thirty	My mom was a hippie. Now, she's just hippy.
My dad was a hippie. Now, he's just hippy.	Grandma was a hippie. Now, she's just hippy.	Grandpa was a hippie
I'll date you if you'r old or poor, but not both	Priced to sell	Not a good character witness
On my meds	First among many	As seen on TV or anywhere else I want to dance)
Just another hottie	More beer than brains	Problem child
One beer short of a misdemeanor	Sugar and spice and everything nice	All attitude. All the time.
Deliveries in the rear Don't be an ass. Enter at the rear.	Not my best day	Homework sucks - black
Homework sucks - red	McCain - O'bama The Irish Plot McCain - O'bama. Two Irish rascals. Even Clinton didn't know it. It's the great Irish plot.	Eschew Obfuscation Eschew Obfuscation. This is a famous saying that is loved by grammarians and English teachers. Basically, it means "avoid being unclear." Ha ha. Oh, those English teachers are a funny bunch.
Not a Nervous Nellie 2.25" Button $3.53	Not a Nervous Nellie 2.25" Button (10 pack) $18.19	Not a Nervous Nellie 2.25" Button (100 pack) $129.99
Not a Nervous Nellie 2.25" Magnet (10 pack) $18.19	Not a Nervous Nellie 2.25" Magnet (100 pack) $129.99	Not a Nervous Nellie 3" Lapel Sticker (48 pk) $32.49
Not a Nervous Nellie 3.5" Button $4.19	Not a Nervous Nellie 3.5" Button (10 pack) $25.99	Not a Nervous Nellie 3.5" Button (100 pack) $181.99
Not a Nervous Nellie Banner $53.29	Not a Nervous Nellie Calendar Print $5.19	Not a Nervous Nellie Framed Panel Print $45.49
Not a Nervous Nellie Framed Tile $10.99	Not a Nervous Nellie Greeting Card $3.69	Not a Nervous Nellie Greeting Cards (Pk of 10) $19.49
Not a Nervous Nellie Greeting Cards (Pk of 20) $31.19	Not a Nervous Nellie Journal $11.69	Not a Nervous Nellie Keepsake Box $25.99
Not a Nervous Nellie Large Framed Print $45.49	Not a Nervous Nellie Large Mug $15.59	Not a Nervous Nellie Large Poster $23.39
Not a Nervous Nellie Magnet $3.53	Not a Nervous Nellie Mini Button $1.79	Not a Nervous Nellie Mini Button (10 pack) $10.39
Not a Nervous Nellie Mini Button (100 pack) $90.99	Not a Nervous Nellie Mini Poster Print $6.49	Not a Nervous Nellie Mousepad $14.29
Not a Nervous Nellie Mug $14.29	Not a Nervous Nellie Note Cards (Pk of 10) $12.99	Not a Nervous Nellie Note Cards (Pk of 20) $23.39
Not a Nervous Nellie Oval Ornament $7.79	Not a Nervous Nellie Ornament (Round) $7.79	Not a Nervous Nellie Postcards (Package of 8) $7.79
Not a Nervous Nellie Rectangle Magnet $4.19	Not a Nervous Nellie Rectangle Magnet (10 pack) $23.29	Not a Nervous Nellie Rectangle Magnet (100 pack) $165.49
Not a Nervous Nellie Small Framed Print $38.99	Not a Nervous Nellie Small Poster $18.19	Not a Nervous Nellie Stein $18.19
Not a Nervous Nellie Bumper Sticker (10 pk) $35.09	Not a Nervous Nellie Bumper Sticker (50 pk) $126.09	Not a Nervous Nellie Bumper Sticker $4.39
Not a Nervous Nellie Oval Sticker (10 pk) $29.19	Not a Nervous Nellie Oval Sticker (50 pk) $105.29	Not a Nervous Nellie Oval Sticker $3.69
Not a Nervous Nellie Rectangle Sticker 10 pk) $29.19	Not a Nervous Nellie Rectangle Sticker 50 pk) $105.29	Not a Nervous Nellie Rectangle Sticker $3.69
Not a Nervous Nellie Throw Pillow $20.79	Not a Nervous Nellie Tile Coaster $5.89	Not a Nervous Nellie Yard Sign $19.49
Not a Nervous Nellie BBQ Apron $21.49	Not a Nervous Nellie Baseball Jersey $23.09	Not a Nervous Nellie Bib $12.79
Not a Nervous Nellie Boxer Shorts $16.89	Not a Nervous Nellie Cap $18.89	Not a Nervous Nellie Classic Thong $11.39
Not a Nervous Nellie Dog T-Shirt $21.19	Not a Nervous Nellie Fitted T-Shirt $22.79	Not a Nervous Nellie Golf Shirt $24.09
Not a Nervous Nellie Green T-Shirt $20.49	Not a Nervous Nellie Hooded Sweatshirt $42.49	Not a Nervous Nellie Infant Bodysuit $16.99
Not a Nervous Nellie Toddler T-Shirt $12.69	Not a Nervous Nellie Jr. Hoodie $34.49	Not a Nervous Nellie Jr. Jersey T-Shirt $25.69
Not a Nervous Nellie Jr. Raglan $23.39	Not a Nervous Nellie Jr. Ringer T-Shirt $24.09	Not a Nervous Nellie Jr. Spaghetti Tank $23.09
Not a Nervous Nellie Kids Baseball Jersey $19.19	Not a Nervous Nellie Kids Hoodie $26.69	Not a Nervous Nellie Kids Light T-Shirt $19.19
Not a Nervous Nellie Kids Sweatshirt $21.49	Not a Nervous Nellie Large Pet Bowl $25.99	Not a Nervous Nellie Light T-Shirt $20.49
Not a Nervous Nellie Long Sleeve T-Shirt $25.69	Not a Nervous Nellie Maternity T-Shirt $32.19	Not a Nervous Nellie Men's Sleeveless Tee $20.49
Not a Nervous Nellie Messenger Bag $24.69	Not a Nervous Nellie Organic Cotton Tee $26.09	Not a Nervous Nellie Ringer T $20.49
Not a Nervous Nellie Small Pet Bowl $22.09	Not a Nervous Nellie Sweatshirt $36.29	Not a Nervous Nellie Teddy Bear $16.89
Not a Nervous Nellie Tote Bag $16.89	Not a Nervous Nellie Trucker Hat $14.29	Not a Nervous Nellie Value T-shirt $12.69
Not a Nervous Nellie White T-Shirt $20.19	Not a Nervous Nellie Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt $21.79	Not a Nervous Nellie Women's Light T-Shirt $21.49
Not a Nervous Nellie Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt $26.69	Not a Nervous Nellie Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck $32.49	Not a Nervous Nellie Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Sh $32.49
Not a Nervous Nellie Women's Raglan Hoodie $37.09	Not a Nervous Nellie Women's T-Shirt $21.19	Not a Nervous Nellie Women's Tank Top $20.49
Not a Nervous Nellie Women's Tracksuit $51.99	Not a Nervous Nellie Women's V-Neck T-Shirt $20.79	Not a Nervous Nellie Yellow T-Shirt $20.49
Writing clean, jelly bean 2.25" Button $3.24	Writing clean, jelly bean 2.25" Button (10 pack) $14.99	Writing clean, jelly bean 2.25" Button (100 pack) $104.99
Writing clean, jelly bean 2.25" Magnet (10 pack) $14.99	Writing clean, jelly bean 2.25" Magnet (100 pack) $104.99	Writing clean, jelly bean 3" Lapel Sticker (48 pk) $26.99
Writing clean, jelly bean 3.5" Button $3.99	Writing clean, jelly bean 3.5" Button (10 pack) $22.99	Writing clean, jelly bean 3.5" Button (100 pack) $149.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Black Cap $15.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Calendar Print $4.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Framed Panel Print $35.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Framed Tile $8.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Greeting Card $3.49	Writing clean, jelly bean Greeting Cards (Pk of 10 $15.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Greeting Cards (Pk of 20 $25.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Journal $10.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Keepsake Box $20.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Magnet $3.24	Writing clean, jelly bean Military Cap $22.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Mini Button $1.75
Writing clean, jelly bean Mini Button (10 pack) $8.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Mini Button (100 pack) $79.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Mini Poster Print $5.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Mousepad $11.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Mug $11.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Note Cards (Pk of 10) $10.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Note Cards (Pk of 20) $18.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Ornament (Round) $6.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Postcards (Package of 8) $6.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Rectangle Magnet $3.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Rectangle Magnet (10 pac $20.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Rectangle Magnet (100 pa $144.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Stein $14.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Oval Sticker (10 pk) $24.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Oval Sticker (50 pk) $83.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Rectangle Sticker 10 pk $24.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Rectangle Sticker 50 pk $83.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Rectangle Sticker $3.49
Writing clean, jelly bean Tile Coaster $5.99	Writing clean, jelly bean BBQ Apron $17.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Baseball Jersey $18.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Bib $11.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Boxer Shorts $13.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Cap $15.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Classic Thong $9.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Dog T-Shirt $17.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Fitted T-Shirt $18.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Golf Shirt $19.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Green T-Shirt $16.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Hooded Sweatshirt $35.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Infant Bodysuit $14.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Toddler T-Shirt $10.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Jr. Hoodie $27.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Jr. Jersey T-Shirt $20.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Jr. Raglan $18.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Jr. Ringer T-Shirt $19.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Jr. Spaghetti Tank $18.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Kids Baseball Jersey $15.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Kids Hoodie $21.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Kids Light T-Shirt $15.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Kids Sweatshirt $17.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Large Pet Bowl $20.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Light T-Shirt $16.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Long Sleeve T-Shirt $20.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Maternity T-Shirt $26.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Men's Sleeveless Tee $16.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Messenger Bag $19.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Organic Cotton Tee $21.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Ringer T $16.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Small Pet Bowl $17.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Sweatshirt $30.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Teddy Bear $13.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Tote Bag $13.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Trucker Hat $11.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Value T-shirt $10.99	Writing clean, jelly bean White T-Shirt $16.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shi $17.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Women's Light T-Shirt $17.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Women's Long Sleeve T-Sh $21.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Women's Plus Size Scoop $25.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Women's Plus Size V-Neck $25.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Women's Raglan Hoodie $29.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Women's T-Shirt $17.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Women's Tank Top $16.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Women's Tracksuit $41.99	Writing clean, jelly bean Women's V-Neck T-Shirt $16.99
Writing clean, jelly bean Yellow T-Shirt $16.99