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Wicked in uniform

Wicked in uniform
Pretty in pink...
Wicked in uniform

Sarcasm

Sarcasm
Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

Trucks are for Girls!

Trucks are for Girls!
Silly Boys - Trucks are for Girls!

Yes They Are!

Yes They Are!
For the lady with the large chest - a way to cut off those who would ask - yes they are real breasts! and No you can't touch!

Yes they are, no you can't t-shirts and sweatshirts

Cherries

Cherries
Cherries t-shirts, Cherries sweatshirts, Cherries thong

You Looked Hotter Online

You Looked Hotter Online
You Looked Hotter Online t-shirts

Weapons of mass distraction

Bitch Without a Cause

Bitch Without a Cause
Bitch Without a Cause t-shirts, Bitch Without a Cause sweatshirts, Bitch Without a Cause coffee mugs, Bitch Without a Cause bumper stickers

My Dad thinks I'm a virgin

My Dad thinks I'm a virgin
My Dad thinks I'm a virgin t-shirts

Bright Shiny Objects

Bright Shiny Objects
Fascinated by bright shiny objects....

Half Angel Half Devil

Half Angel Half Devil
Half Angel Half Devil t-shirts, Half Angel Half Devil thongs, Half Angel Half Devil coffeemugs

Naughty Boy

Naughty Boy
You are a naughty boy... Go to my room.

Morals Again

Morals Again
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

Complete and Utter Bitch

Won't tell Mommy

Won't tell Mommy
I promise I won't tell your mom

My Knight in Shining Armor

My Knight in Shining Armor
My Knight in Shining Armor who was supposed to sweep me off my feet has apparently fallen off his horse and gotten lost in the forest

It's my Birthday!

It's my Birthday!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY (please buy me a drink)!

Mad as a Box of Frogs

I'm Not a Brat!

I'm Not a Brat!
I'm not a brat! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not!

Can't Live

Can't Live
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

I Like Long Walks

I Like Long Walks
I Like Long Walks especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.

All Men are Animals

All Men are Animals
All Men are Animals, some just make better pets

All I ask

All I ask
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Life's a Bleach

Life's a Bleach
Life's a bleach and then you dye! Great hair stylist t-shirts or beautician t-shirts!

The Most boys

The Most boys
The one who dies with the most boys wins!

Mother Told Me

Mother Told Me
Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.

Cruel and Heartless Bitch

Cruel and Heartless Bitch
I'm a cruel and heartless bitch, but I'm damn good at it.

I handle Pom-Poms

I handle Pom-Poms
Cheerleader t-shirts

No Virgins

No Virgins
None of us are virgins. Life screwed us all.

Special Time

Special Time
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

My Favorite Bird is the Swallow

So Many Men

So Many Men
So Many Men, so few that can afford me.

Flying Heart

Flying Heart
Flying Heart t-shirts, Flying Heart thongs, Flying Heart coffee mugs, Flying Heart sweatshirts, Flying Heart totebags

Batteries not included

Toy Bunny

Toy Bunny
Toy Bunny t-shirts,Toy Bunny sweatshirts,Toy Bunny totebags,Toy Bunny coffee mugs

Become Spiders!

Become Spiders!
GIRLS! Become Spiders! Eat Your Mates

Vampire Lips

Vampire Lips
Vampire Lips t-shirts, Vampire Lips sweatshirts, Vampire Lips coffee mugs

Le Fox

Le Fox
Le Fox t-shirts, Le Fox sweatshirts, Le Fox coffee mugs, Le Fox totebags

Just a Runaway Bride

Just a Runaway Bride
Just a Runaway Bride at Heart



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