The Feng Shui Geek Shop : Feng Shui Police Badge Design
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| Feng
Shui Police ©— |
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| This patrol commenced when the laws and values
of Feng Shui were being enforced by Feng Shui Geeks everywhere. The mission
of a Feng Shui police officer is to put into effect the principles decreed
by the science of Feng Shui—whether that befalls on the family, the
office clients, or the unsuspecting, visiting relative or friend. The most
common citations are keeping the toilet lid up and the bathroom door open—which
allow precious chi to go down the drain! The unfortunate offender who lives
with too much clutter is also guaranteed a ticket, or at the very least--a
harsh warning. Though the Feng Shui Police Squad is not hiring right now
(plus, there are much gentler ways to put the laws of Feng Shui into practice),
a few spots for honorary members still exist…join the Feng
Shui Police. |
