Frankenstein's Attic - Monstrous Merchandise

T-shirts, mugs, magnets and more with original designs featuring Monsters, Zombies, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Seinfeld and Hitchiker's Guide inspirations, Area 51, Edgar Allan Poe, and other darkly humorous and thoroughly unique items!

Dead Rock Star
Jim Morrison, John Lennon, Bon Scott, Janice Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Buddy Holly, Elvis, oh wait, Elvis isn't dead...

Vampires Slay Me!
Somedays you slay the vampire, somedays the vampire slays you!

Love Is Blind
The little S.O.B. had it coming.

Anti-Valentine
"Cupid... Never trust a child with firearms."

Dirty Mind
Dirty Mind? If you've got one, there's no denying it.

Carnival of Souls
"In the dark, your fantasies get so far out of hand."

Edgar Allan Poe
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."

Plan 9 From Outer Space
How could this planet have produced such a laughably bad excuse for a movie as Plan 9 From Outer Space? Well, I think the design answers that.

DON'T PANIC
Any hitchhiker worth his galactic salt knows two things: where his towel is at all times, and more importantly, DON'T PANIC.

Zombie
The dead are among us! By the way, if your travel agent says the Island of Matool is beautiful this time of year, STAY HOME!

Yeah, they're dead. They're all messed up.
When there's no more room in Hell, the Dead buy t-shirts! The classic line from Night of the Living Dead comes to life (no pun intended) on these great items.

They're Coming To Get You Barbara! -NOLD
When there's no more room in Hell, the Dead buy t-shirts! The classic line from Night of the Living Dead comes to life (no pun intended) on these great items.

I Was Probed At Area 51
Ladies and gentlemen, the alien invasion was not quite where we expected...

Hell...You'll have lots of company!
"Abandon hope all who enter here... but abandon that hope with a smile!"

BRAINS: Good Food for Good Zombies!
"Mmm-mmm-good!"
NEW DESIGN!

Anti-Dentite
"... you see one of them walking down the street and shout, HEY DENTY!"

Zombie Grrl
Grrrrrr... Look out, the zombie grrl is on the loose, and she bites!

Monster Toons
They did the Mash! Cartoon-style Mummy, Frankenstein, and Wolfman adorned items.

Nosferatu
Nosferatu, A Symphony of Horror!

Kramerica Industries
"As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken."

Kruger Industrial Smoothing
"Kruger, you couldn't smooth silk sheets if you had a hot date with a babe... I lost my train of thought."