Frankenstein's Attic - Monstrous Merchandise

T-shirts, mugs, magnets and more with original designs featuring Monsters, Zombies, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Seinfeld and Hitchiker's Guide inspirations, Area 51, Edgar Allan Poe, and other darkly humorous and thoroughly unique items!

The Killer Shrews

Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things

Don't Feed the Zombies

Zombies Ate My Brain

Night of the Living Dead

Yeah, they're dead. They're all messed up.
When there's no more room in Hell, the Dead buy t-shirts! The classic line from Night of the Living Dead comes to life (no pun intended) on these great items.

They're Coming To Get You Barbara! -NOLD
When there's no more room in Hell, the Dead buy t-shirts! The classic line from Night of the Living Dead comes to life (no pun intended) on these great items.

Plan 9 From Outer Space
How could this planet have produced such a laughably bad excuse for a movie as Plan 9 From Outer Space? Well, I think the design answers that.

Creature with the Atom Brain

Carnival of Souls
"In the dark, your fantasies get so far out of hand."

Dead Rock Star
Jim Morrison, John Lennon, Bon Scott, Janice Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Buddy Holly, Elvis, oh wait, Elvis isn't dead...

Dirty Mind
Dirty Mind? If you've got one, there's no denying it.

Edgar Allan Poe
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."

DON'T PANIC
Any hitchhiker worth his galactic salt knows two things: where his towel is at all times, and more importantly, DON'T PANIC.

I Was Probed At Area 51
Ladies and gentlemen, the alien invasion was not quite where we expected...

Hell...You'll have lots of company!
"Abandon hope all who enter here... but abandon that hope with a smile!"

Zombie Grrl
Grrrrrr... Look out, the zombie grrl is on the loose, and she bites!

Nosferatu
Nosferatu, A Symphony of Horror!

Kramerica Industries
"As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken."

Kruger Industrial Smoothing
"Kruger, you couldn't smooth silk sheets if you had a hot date with a babe... I lost my train of thought."