Come in, one and all. Welcome to the Fool's Gold Saloon. I'm One-Eyed Jack. Need some coffee? Yeah, I reckon so. Me too. It's hard work, just livin' in the desert. Need caffeine ta keep you strong.
Pretty mug, ain't it? That there fox on there, that's Spooky, the light of my life. If you cotton to that, we got some other stuff ya might fancy.
Come on in and take a look 'round.