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Naomi Watt's derogatory resignation from I Heart Huckabees

Losing My Edge

Losing My Edge
The pretentiously wonderful bands listed by James Murphy in LCD Soundsystem's "Losing My Edge."

Heavy Metal Parking Lot

Heavy Metal Parking Lot
T-shirt worn in the classic rock doc Heavy Metal Parking Lot

Denise Fleming

Denise Fleming
Kenny Fisher's classic burn from Can't Hardly Wait

Janice Rossi

Janice Rossi
In the world of Goodfellas, don't mess with Karen.


The battle cry of Lone Starr and Barf.


Do not play cards with Booger. He will school you.

Ice Station Solomon

Ice Station Solomon
The lair of WPRB 103.3's own Jon Solomon, Super-DJ

False Beatles Logic

It Turned Me On

It Turned Me On
Karen gets all hot when her neighbor is pistol whipped. Who doesn't?

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