Welcome to the official Fire Ant Gazette Online Emporium of Questionable Fashion Statements!
This is your one-stop shopping destination for a bunch of stuff sporting the classy-yet-mysterious logo of the Fire Ant Gazette, a blog originating from the flatlands of West Texas, USA.
You can purchase items with the complete confidence that all proceeds from the sale of this merchandise will be used to fund the blogger's profligate lifestyle. If you buy enough stuff, he'll never have to get a real job. What could be more noble?